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Masterbating when high

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by burped, Dec 24, 2011.

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  1. #1 burped, Dec 24, 2011
    I haven't gotten high in months, school work etc, trying to focus, but yesterday my sis got some weed i smoked a bowl, i had finals the next day, so i didn't smoke much, but since i haven't smoked in so long, i got high off it,
    i was giogn to go to sleep after i jacked off, but i found it hard to foucs, i literally almost fell asleep in the middle of a stroke, and it seemed i would never cum, so i gave up and went to sleep.

    Does anyone else find it difficult to masterbate when high ?
     
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  2. #2 MSabre, Dec 24, 2011
    I'm quite the opposite in that regard.
     
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  3. #3 handleurscandle, Dec 24, 2011
    I have to turn the t.v. off when im consulting prof. hans jerkov whilst stoned. get to distracted by shows and shit. but then when i finish im just like "well that was a waste of time"
     
  4. #4 mister stash, Dec 24, 2011
    lol im the opposite. it happens real quick when im stoned. then im just sitting there high as hell 1 sock on neither of my feet like wow. that was cool
     
  5. #5 handleurscandle, Dec 24, 2011

    who uses a sock these days?? its all about the sunglasses bag now, u know the ones u can also use to clean them? thats the shit mang.
     
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  6. #6 mister stash, Dec 24, 2011
    damn i never though about that... im still back in the stone age lol
     
  7. #7 ETID, Dec 24, 2011
    Masterbating doesn't seem any better to me so it's been crossed off the list of fun things to do high.
     
  8. #8 handleurscandle, Dec 24, 2011

    give it a try man, u dont end up with a cock that smells like foot or lint down ur foreskin
     
  9. #9 mister stash, Dec 24, 2011
    no lint in my foreskin because i was circumsized :D
     
  10. #10 handleurscandle, Dec 24, 2011

    well thats convinent. i hope this isnt too upfront but is it a religious think or just a decision made by ur parents?
     
  11. #11 handleurscandle, Dec 24, 2011
    Im sorry man, that was way too weird and i only just realised what i wrote, my bad.
     
  12. #12 harshtoke, Dec 24, 2011
    Well it should be a lot easier for you than spelling while high
     
  13. #13 mister stash, Dec 27, 2011

    Idk I never really asked. I think it's more because most people are circumsized around here lol
     
  14. #14 nikstar, Dec 27, 2011
    Idk but I watched Super High Me.. The dude's sperm count like doubled when he masturbated when he was high hahaha.
     
  15. #15 smokinthaherb, Dec 27, 2011
    Where i grew up masterbating was a shameful thing to do haha. Go fuck a chick while high instead ;)
     
  16. #16 Fumar Verde, Dec 27, 2011
    It takes adjustment, but sex/masterbation when high is AWESOME. The first couple times you try, it can be unsuccessful. But, after you get used to it, you can channel your high into your sex.

    I can't remember the last time I had sex sober...
     
  17. #17 meatballz, Dec 27, 2011
    Are the chicks really that bad looking? :p
     
  18. #18 TobySucks, Dec 27, 2011

    allergy medication perhaps?
     
  19. #19 ericstoner, Dec 27, 2011
    hey burp I hope that your not high right now haha
     
  20. #20 Im a Pothead, Dec 27, 2011
    whenever i smoke alone i usually end up jacking off. never had trouble like you OP well maybe i did and just dont remember lmao.
     
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