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massive boner everytime I take a hit

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by 100mil, Aug 9, 2011.

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  1. #21 UNAB0MB3R, Aug 9, 2011
    You guys watch lumpy green vegetation porn too? It just turns me on so much....
     
  2. #22 shamwowgal, Aug 9, 2011
    OMG I am laughing so hard my BF is like WTF but he is laughing to so its all good.
     
  3. #23 shamwowgal, Aug 9, 2011
    I see what ya did there;)
     
  4. #24 100mil, Aug 9, 2011

    lol that could be it
    so kinky!


    lol i hate pissing when im high, mainly due to the fact that i tend to hold my breath when i piss for some reason.
    get super lightheaded and tired


    awww yeeeahh!


    lol i just tried jerking it a few moments ago, couldn't feel jack shit.
    it's like my penis is just....there to piss me off lol


    wat :smoke:


    i have yet to smoke with hot chicks
    i only smoke with male friends lol and i still get a boner :confused:

    uh oh lololll


    you're missing out on the fun brotha!
     
  5. #25 100mil, Aug 9, 2011

    isn't that show called the veggietales?
     
  6. #26 shamwowgal, Aug 9, 2011
    I just want to say Nice Job on creating a thread, then getting kinda picked on, and then you see the fun in it and join along...sorry I am feelin nice right now.:smoke:
     
  7. #27 LittleToker, Aug 9, 2011

    ahahaha, this is perfect
     
  8. #28 UNAB0MB3R, Aug 9, 2011

    Hmmm. I only ever watched the PG version of that.


    But if I ever want to see a carrot fuck a jalapeno, I'll be sure to resort to their x-rated version.
     
  9. #29 100mil, Aug 9, 2011

    there's no time to be mad in life ;)


    i'm pretty sure there's a clip floating somewhere around the net lol
     
  10. #30 100mil, Aug 9, 2011
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    5 years of boners lol talk about dedication :)

    feels good!
     
  11. #31 100mil, Aug 9, 2011

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    lol look into my eyes
     
  12. #32 shamwowgal, Aug 9, 2011
    I looked into its eyes that is creepy lol
     
  13. #33 SirBongwalski, Aug 9, 2011
    Holy shit op I can't stop laughing omfg
    [​IMG]
     
  14. #34 TeHNeutral, Aug 9, 2011
    I don't need weed to get a massive boner ;)
     
  15. #35 shamwowgal, Aug 9, 2011
    Omg i am going to have a heart attack i am laughing so hard that it is too much work to turn the caps lock off.
     
  16. #36 100mil, Aug 9, 2011

    if you have already had a massive boner while sober

    imagine what weed boners would feel like

    shit i even get boners from smelling the bag lol
    take a HUGE wiff and bust out this face

    [​IMG]

    people make that face in porno's all the time, now i know why. The second i started doing it, it makes me even harder lol im serious

    try it out whenever you have free time


    loll
     
  17. #37 JahnDough, Aug 9, 2011
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  18. #38 STUDLY CableGuy, Aug 9, 2011

    MY BROTHER! :hello:
     
  19. #39 Flared, Aug 9, 2011
    i feel ya, man. i know a lot of people who experience the same thing. i know exactly what you mean. it's a serious condition known as "involuntary tetrahydrocannabinol-induced arousal". usually every time i smoke sticky buds, i have the strongest urge to jam my giant erection straight down my bong and not stop fucking it for hours. PLEASE tell me if you have any advice on this
     
  20. #40 Bluedream303, Aug 9, 2011
    Umm i dont think ive ever got a boner from smoking it but from looking at it is a whole different story haha
     
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