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massive boner everytime I take a hit

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by 100mil, Aug 9, 2011.

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  1. #1 100mil, Aug 9, 2011
    i must really love weed :devious:
     
  2. #2 shamwowgal, Aug 9, 2011
    quit sticking your junk in your bong..problem solved
     
  3. #3 100mil, Aug 9, 2011

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  4. #4 BlazedOfficial, Aug 9, 2011
    I stole cigarettes from my mom when I was 12 or 13 and I smoked 3 of them and got a huge boner each time lol I think it's the fact that you know you're not allowed that does that
     
  5. #5 BikingStoner, Aug 9, 2011
    You are messed up sir:eek:
     
  6. #6 twilly123, Aug 9, 2011
    i dont get anything like that, but everytime i piss high it feels MAD good
     
  7. #7 SenorGanja, Aug 9, 2011
    I get boners everytime I hit a joint or bong or something. Sometimes the weed even seduces me and we go in the back for some kinky sexual acts and then I go back to smoking. My smoking mates aren't that fond of my "weed relationships" though
     
  8. #8 Diggity2Dank, Aug 9, 2011
    Everything feels good down there when ur high. It does suck though when u get to high and u start to go numb down there, then ur like hey wtf?
     
  9. #9 Zenzy, Aug 9, 2011
    This is the funniest thread on GC lol!
     
  10. #10 brwnguysmokesit, Aug 9, 2011
    Masturbation and weed is gud for you
     
  11. #11 TeHNeutral, Aug 9, 2011
    Only when I'm horny as fuck and smoking with a chick.

    And the intention is to get stoned and fuck.

    /Coolstorybro
     
  12. #12 CDub 2 Trill, Aug 9, 2011

    hey, wtf??
     
  13. #13 Jiggernex, Aug 9, 2011
    Fucking, this thread +1

    I've been smoking for almost 5 years and I get a boner each time I toke. I sexually love weed, i wish i could fuck it, but it's a plant.
     
  14. #14 hoboleader, Aug 9, 2011
    i have a boner everytime i read this thread.

    i guess all the talk of boners is contagious
     
  15. #15 SoggyIndo, Aug 9, 2011
    That's weird, when I'm high is the only time I don't have a boner.
     
  16. #16 JahnDough, Aug 9, 2011
    lol..
     
  17. #17 Rivera, Aug 9, 2011
    I got a massive boner when I'm smokin with hot chicks, I hope that they'll be like "BJ time!!!" and start going nuts... A man can only dream... Hahha
     
  18. #18 datchronic420, Aug 9, 2011
    More like "Massive troller" every time you take a hit.
     
  19. #19 100mil, Aug 9, 2011
    sorry for the late replies guys/gals, i was watching porn


    I was ready to start choking the monkey then it hit me...
    the music in porn clips is super epic. I feel ONE with porn.


    have it playing in the background while i read other threads on GC


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    idk, whenever i take a hit my penis *Throbs* a little lol
    i think it's at its max hardness
     
  20. #20 Rivera, Aug 9, 2011
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    This post is super epic.
     
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