If you've never seen a Marx Brothers' movie...you've never lived... "Believe me, you've gotta get up early if you want to get out of bed." -Groucho "Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks." -G "You're heading for a breakdown, why don't you pull yourself to pieces." -G "You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it." -G "I can see you right now, in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove...but I can't see the stove." -G "Son, I think you've got something there. I'll go wait outside while you clean it up." -G Groucho: How much would you want to run into an open manhole? Chico: Just the cover charge. G: Well, drop in sometime. C: Sewer. G: Well, we cleaned that up pretty well. On Africa: "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. We tried to remove the tusks, but they were embedded in so firmly that we couldn't budge them. Of course, in Alabama, the Tuskaloosa. But that's entirely irr-elephant to what I was talking about. We tried to take some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. But wer'e going back again in a couple weeks." - G "I'm going back in the closet; where men are empty overcoats." -G *if you get a chance, rent At The Circus. The Lydia the tattooed lady song is fantastic!*