Marx-ist humor

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Lilith999, Feb 16, 2003.

  1. If you've never seen a Marx Brothers' movie...you've never lived...

    "Believe me, you've gotta get up early if you want to get out of bed." -Groucho

    "Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks." -G

    "You're heading for a breakdown, why don't you pull yourself to pieces." -G

    "You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it." -G

    "I can see you right now, in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove...but I can't see the stove." -G

    "Son, I think you've got something there. I'll go wait outside while you clean it up." -G

    Groucho: How much would you want to run into an open manhole?
    Chico: Just the cover charge.
    G: Well, drop in sometime.
    C: Sewer.
    G: Well, we cleaned that up pretty well.

    On Africa: "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. We tried to remove the tusks, but they were embedded in so firmly that we couldn't budge them. Of course, in Alabama, the Tuskaloosa. But that's entirely irr-elephant to what I was talking about. We tried to take some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. But wer'e going back again in a couple weeks." - G

    "I'm going back in the closet; where men are empty overcoats." -G

    *if you get a chance, rent At The Circus. The Lydia the tattooed lady song is fantastic!*
     
  2. funny stuff man. bud head said you cant post pics right now cause they are having server problems.
     

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