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Marriage Proposal

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Panhead, Apr 4, 2001.

  1. The Marriage Proposal.

    An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village.
    They seem to hit it off; they share each other's values, enjoy the same jokes,
    and find pleasure in each other's company.

    After a few months, the widower asks for the hand of the widow in marriage.
    She appears hesitant and decided to probe her soon-to-be a little.

    "Perhaps I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth, but....How's your
    health?"

    "It's OK", he answers. "I'm not getting any younger, but I don't
    have
    any major health problems. I can still enjoy life".

    "Well, then", she replies "I don't want to be a snoop, but I've
    got to protect myself: how are you fixed financially?"

    "So-so. I'm not rich, but I'm comfortable. You don't have
    to worry about me sponging off you; I can support myself".

    The little old lady blushes, and finally asks her swain -
    "And how's your sex life...."

    "Infrequently", he declares.

    The widow ponders this for a moment or so, before asking...
    "And is that one word or two?

    :rolleyes:

    [ April 04, 2001: Message edited by: Panhead ]
     

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