So the other day... Me and my best friend "God" went to hang with our other friend "Swim". Swim is basically our Butters. Anyway, me and God are professional stoners despite being 14. Swim is a novice smoker who lives in a peaceful house on the lake. We had 9 grams, a bowl and a bubbler. Swim paid for all the bud. Swim is a total fag so he only smoked like .4 and me and God smoked 5 g's. When we returned to Swim's house, God and I decided to roll a beauty in a Game cigar while plugging an hour into Skyrim. Unfortunately, Swim's dad returned home and noticed the smell of bud. He called us out but we denied it. When we went in the woods with the blunt, me and God started toking while Swim was being a paranoid bitch. We finished the blunt and went to back to Swim's. As I walk to Swim's door, Newport in mouth with red eyes and a potent odor, Swim's dad comes out and throws a fit. Me and God are just smoking cigarettes in this guy's face as he barks at us for ruining his son. Long story short, Swim and his whole family are fags.
damn thats bad azz bruh one time I got these cigs and smoked hash on the end of them. Then I traded a few of the butts for a bike and then sold it for hella bud and got a lambo
nah i understand, it's just if I were to tell a story i'd go ahead and use the name, i doubt anyone I know will read it so fuck it
Yeaaa bruh, we be like proffessional weed smokaz 24/7 365 puff on dat real good skunk, damn dat shit loud!
Pickle McSmurf: Ever since I started smoking, it became clear that Smurfs are high 24/7 and Smurfberries are just a strain.
If this is true then grow the fuck up dude? Blowing Newport smoke in his face, oh you guys are so fucking bad. Have some respect for the fucking guy jesus christ. Then you got him calling the cops on whoever is dumb enough to sell you morons weed, way to go ya immature fucks going to catch him a felony sale to a minor. Stupid stupid ass kids. p.s LOL FAG FITE ME IRL. DO U EVEN LIFT?
[quote name='"HypnoKurtis"']So the other day... Me and my best friend "God" went to hang with our other friend "Swim". Swim is basically our Butters. Anyway, me and God are professional stoners despite being 14. .[/quote] Lol oh my god
I enjoyed that story, the last line made me LOL. I doubt the troll is actual 14 but you screwed up anyways lol
First off, alinboblack I never said I blew smoke in his face. We are not bad kids and we are 14 (although Swim is 15).
Lol. Friend buys 9 grams, you smoke most of it without offering him anything then get him busted by his dad. You are an asshole.
