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Marijuana is dead! Mathematical proof!

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by theduck, Feb 27, 2011.

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  1. #1 theduck, Feb 27, 2011
    1. Marijuana= Mary Jane = MJ


    Micheal Jackson= MJ= Dead

    2. MJ=MJ

    ao MJ=Dead

    recall: Mj=marijuana

    Marijuana=Dead!!!!!!!:eek::eek:

    Thing is, I don't get what to make of this. Does it mean I'm a meth dealer? Ive never so much as seen meth in my life so doubt that's it. But what is the practical application of my realization?
     
  2. #2 dbx64, Feb 27, 2011
    how blown are you?
     
  3. #3 blowindown, Feb 27, 2011

    They cremate dead people so I say cremate dead weed in your bowl. :D:smoke:
     
  4. #4 NowIsB, Feb 27, 2011
    Here is an easier/real reason...

    It no longer is connected to its root system... therefore it has seized to continue living.
     
  5. #5 HelpDesk, Feb 27, 2011
    You've solved the last puzzle!
     
  6. #6 The Crafter, Feb 27, 2011
    There is a flaw in your logic.

    MJ=MJ assuming there is no acronym behind it, but since there is an acronym behind each and one MJ means marijuana and the other means Michael Jackson you are actually wrong.

    Hah
     
  7. #7 Buttery, Feb 27, 2011


    You still have to solve for x.

    MJx

    You can let Bong=x.
     
  8. #8 theduck, Feb 27, 2011


    YOU ARE RIGHT!:hello:

    Fuck you man. I'ma eat corn chips!

    Man two variables in one equation with no constants? You can't do shit like that man!
     
  9. #9 Buttery, Feb 27, 2011
    Thats what makes it so difficult! It bends the fabric of time!
     
  10. #10 Word, Feb 27, 2011
    this fool divided by zero!
     
  11. #11 theduck, Feb 27, 2011

    What, no main. I actually didn't use division at all. It was drawing of the law of substitution, and plain ol' logic.
     
  12. #12 -aCe-, Feb 27, 2011

    x to the power of kush
     
  13. #13 Crypto Tech, Feb 27, 2011
    I'm not usually rude, but this is so un-funnily illogical that it blew my mind. And it isn't often that I stumble across something that is so stupid that it blows a fuse in my neurotransmitters.
     
  14. #14 MW2, Feb 27, 2011
    i am fucked up so just reading your pants and trying to figure it out made me shit my post
    oh shit i meant to type
    i am fucked up so just reading your post and trying to figure it out made me shit my pants
     
  15. #15 Buttery, Feb 27, 2011
    Mr. Buzzkillington :eek:
     
  16. #16 tuchaka, Feb 27, 2011
    isn't that a textbook circular argument or something like that ?
     
  17. #17 zamrambo, Feb 27, 2011
    You could say that marijuana is dead because it's been cut from the plant...
     
  18. #18 mrgoodsmoke, Feb 27, 2011


    The problem with this logic is that you've identified a rigid designator with an indexical term. Not logical bro.
     
  19. #19 tuchaka, Feb 27, 2011
    ya and where is the propathol, and the Grenadian doctor on the phone with his booty call
     
  20. #20 Honor Roll, Feb 27, 2011
    damn bro im baked
     
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