Some funny quotes that are true The best way to get most husbands to do \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tsomething is to suggest that perhaps they're \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\ttoo old to do it. \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t-Ann Bancroft \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tWhen women are depressed, they either eat or \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tgo shopping. Men invade another country. \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tIt's a whole different way of thinking. \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t- Elaine Boosler \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tThe secret of a happy marriage remains a \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tsecret. \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t- Henny Youngman There is a thin line between love and hate. Its starts about halfway through the joint. Q.Stoners definition of desperate? A.Resin.