Man of the House

>The husband had finished his book, "Man of the House" by the time he reached
>home. He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife.
>
>Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know
>that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare
>me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a
>sumptuous dessert afterward. Then after dinner, you're going to draw me a
>bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going
>to dress me and comb my hair?"
>
>
>"The fucking funeral director," said his wife.