Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine

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  1. Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine

    COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Central Ohio man allegedly told police last week that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.

    Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna, Ohio, police about his affection for urine.

    Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.

    "He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said.

    Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.

    Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend.

    "Listening to him describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said.

    According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years.

    "He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.

    Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."

    A New Albany, Ohio, father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police.

    Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago.

    Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna.
     
  2. Damn dude, now that's just fucked up.
     
  3. Only in america. lol i love my usa but damn man we got some creeps
     
  4. yeah what a creeper if i was one of the kids father id smash his skull in right there and he's been doing it for like 40 years:eek:
     
  5. i would definitely sell my piss to this guy.
     
  6. How much?
     
  7. first cups free every cup after that would run 3 bucks
     
  8. Why does he only drink adolescent male urine? Maybe he has built up a tolerance and regular dude piss doesn't get him as high?

    Sounds like the guy just needed to take a p-break.

    I wish him luck in getting his fix in prison...
     
  9. Only in America huh? You can buy used panties in vending machines in Japan...
     
  10. uh oh..are you admitting by mistake you're just an adolescent? BAN HAMMER.

    ..j/k :p


    also the age of consent over there is 13 i believe.
     
  11. Eeewww....





    I wonder if he's pissed about getting caught?
     

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