Make up your own Conspiracy Theory!

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Floydian, Aug 30, 2012.

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    Okay folks, here's the idea; Make up a conspiracy theory for lols and fun. Nothing too serious, no debating of "real" conspiracy theores. No evidence required!

    My theory;

    Gnomes steal all of my stuff. Gnomes do in fact exist, they live in empty woodpecker nests. They don't keep my possessions for themselves, though, they return them days later in an attempt to make me think I couldn't see something sitting right in front of my face. I suspect gnomes steal your stuff, as well.

    Think twice the next time you can't find your lighter. It's the work of the gnomes!
     
  2. tags are random as fuck!

    I love it!


    Conspiracy theory: My good friend came over with a pizza and garlic knots today at lunch time because his mom made him... i've been giving him rides to college, and his mom appreciates it.

    Probably true to be honest.
     
  3. I think it's a conspiracy that the world is round- I think it may be triangular , think about it - all we know is what they tell us
     
  4. the government made a portal to travel into Middle Earth (LORD OF THE RINGS MAN!) and they all go to the shire and blaze with the hobbits on their breaks...yet they make weed illegal for us :(
     
  5. Crack isnt whack.
     
  6. Aliens have been visiting us since the beginning of our civilization, in little furry earth-mobiles called Circular Annihilator Transports... Or for short, C.A.T.'s. Named that way for the way they generate energy, the transports spin in circles to generate electricity before they shut down, or "take a nap". For millenniums these aliens have been infiltrating our society and befriending our most prestigious leaders to shape our future to their needs.

    Think about it. Tuna and milk production are at their HIGHEST they have ever been. There is the biggest array of feline toys and the production keeps surging!

    Nearly 90% of homes in this country ALONE are supervised by a C.A.T. patrol units already. We must stop this intruder before we are too late. We have literally months to act before they enact their world domination proclamation in this own nation. Together we can fight this feline menace. So if you're reading this, I need to you to race to your nearest animal shelter, adopt every cat, kitten, and cat sized dog (we cannot be too sure), trap them in your vehicle, and drive your car off a cliff. You must NOT leave the car, I repeat, do NOT leave the car in the process. We cannot risk letting the C.A.T.'s escape the vehicle.

    For those about to rock. We salute you.
    Good luck blades! Together we can!
     
  7. Barack Obama is actually Baraka from Mortal Kombat.
     

  8. Maybe thats why gnomes work for travelocity
     
  9. Oil was a technological advance that was left behind from aliens in a huge battle long ago, back then it was a huge break through, now it is worthless to the aliens.the aliens that were alive at the end of the battle left oil here, in a test to see how the humans would use it, and what kind of society it would lead to in a time far from then. oil was then discovered by us, and used it for vehicles, people realized it would be a huge buisness, and few that realized how popular it became took advantage of that fact and now are currently super rich
     
  10. ...the aliens have now seen what we have done with their old technology, and are upset that it has been used for greed, and corruption, and have decided to not return to earth until there is a big change in the way we think
     
  11. America really DID land on the moon, but they found treasures and horrors unspeakable, so encouraged conspiracy theories saying that the landing was a hoax, so a larger majority of people would be okay with the fact that we're not going there still.

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  12. Michael Jackson and Tupac are living in Guantanamo bay because they want to be living there
     
  13. [quote name='"SichuanPanda"']Barack Obama is actually Baraka from Mortal Kombat.[/quote]

    I lold at this 1. An sarah palins mileena, an the emperor of china is shao kahn
     
  14. Yes, but in actuality the universe does not exist. This planet is the only world and we are the only civilization. The concept of aliens and other worldly beings was created long ago by a group of world leaders to not only separate the people and keep us in constant strife but, to also encourage 'free' thinking. There are no other worlds out there. Just stars to better illuminate the night sky so that we, the only group of intellectuals to exist can see at night.
     
  15. Gay porn was actually created by heterosexual Christians in an attempt to keep the homosexual community busy so they couldn't rise up and overcum.
     
  16. LOL

    The government puts Fluoride in my Marijuana, but it's actually for dental health.
     
  17. Op wanted to gain rep so he created a thread that already happened.

    Philosiraptor couldn't recreate his minor success he had in the other thread so he made a personal attack on OP.
     
  18. Maybe all dogs were breeded by the government and they implanted little cameras inside them do they can keep an eye on us
     
  19. There is a microphone recording everything you say inside every computer monitor, but, its not put there by the government rather the company who makes the monitor, for marketing research.
     
  20. What if the gov poisons the water supply for population control
     

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