make me laugh

hmm. i haven't done anything too ridiculous, atleast nothing i can remember. one time we were driving home after picking up, blitzed out of our minds and i was thirsty as fuck, it was like 90+ out that day. i go into the left turning lane on some busy ass street and wait at the light, and theres like 5 or 6 middle-aged to older people holding christian picketting signs and shit in the median right where i stopped. lucky enough one walks up to my window and gives us each a bottle of really cold water and when i asked why she said its free because god loves you! and gave me a blue business card dealie that said:
Heres a cold drink
to cool you off
&
to let you know that
god in heaven
loves you!
yes, he does!
(i've had it in my wallet since last summer)

i thought it was funny because everyone in my car has no religious beliefs, and i hate christianity. (sorry if that offends anyone..)

 

remembered a few more. haha
one night me, my ex and my two best friends popped 3 grams of mushrooms and went and chilled at a river all night. we went there at 9pm, and walked back to my house at 11pm. on the way back we were freaking out, because it felt like we were there for 6 hours. anyways we get back to my house and my friend took two t3's because he had a headache. (bloodpressure with comming down on shrooms and t3s+joints while sitting= lowww). we go outside and blaze two joints, two of my friends go home, my friend who took the t3's sat down for the sesh, and got up to go inside my house, when he starts leaning against my house and straight up faints and falls right on his face. haha. he only scuffed his nose but i had to carry him into my house. and when i let him go at my front door he started stumbling on his own down to my room and almost fainted more. haha. that scared the absolute FUCK out of me because we were still tripping hardcore, i was scared senseless for like 30 minutes.

then not two days later my other best friend took another gram of shrooms and like 4 t3's, same situation, outside my house blazing. after we were done he went to turn the corner and walk to my front door, but in midstep he just fainted and fell on his back onto my grass, and got up right away haha, that time was slightly more laughable

 

Reading the title of your post "Make Me Laugh", and then finding out it's from 'girlstoketoo' brought up visions of you as a dominatrix in full patent leather garb, complete with black leather whip, standing above the Blades with a look of disinterest and boredom on your face, commanding a long line of subservient male blades to "Make me laugh!" as you crack your whip and take a long toke off of the joint at the end of a long cigarette holder... puff! puff!

And I see those that have come before me in an attempt to bring forth laughter from your pouting red lips, how they've fallen to the wayside for lack of a line witty enough to bring even the hint of a smile to your pot puffing mouth.

And now, it is my turn at the podium:

Madame Girlstoketoo, do you know why the chicken crossed the road? Because I was chasin' him!

[A grin perhaps? A small chuckle even? Or are you so without humor that you would require me to bend over to receive the crack of your whip across the crack of my ass? Either way, how can I lose?]

 

Please stop writing posts like that mate! Really freaky reading them when stoned.

 

Well, it was funny when I was writing it stoned...

 

you're weird.
like this guy.

 

Haha, you are too creative for your own good.

 

You guys might find this funny, I'm not sure. One time I was super baked and had to go to work, and at my work we had to clock in at a computer using a number they gave us. After trying to log in for about 10 min I had to grab my manager and have him log me in because "Something must be wrong with the computer" When my manager got to the computer he had me log in, which I couldn't do... because as he pointed out I wasn't using my employee number... I was using my phone number.