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Make me feel like a Woman

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by carcinogen, Jun 10, 2004.

  1. On a recent flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

    One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up at the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells,"Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

    For a moment there is silence.

    Everyone has forgotten their own peril.

    They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman at the front of the plane.

    Then a American Indian man stands up at the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, tanned, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.....



    one button at a time. .......



    No one moves. ..



    He removes his shirt. ......



    Muscles ripple across his chest. .....



    She gasps.........



    He whispers: .....










    "Iron this, and get me something to eat...."
     
  2. haha, great stuff.
     
  3. well that was disappointing lol!!
     

  4. no it wasn't, that was funny!..........your just dissapointed that the big indian dude, didn't keep stripping!.........lol.........we know your game.......lol........Peace out..........Sid
     
  5. u got me there lol;)
     
  6. Sad, but true.
     

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