For the first time ever this chick has stopped texting me and not called me back or anything. I only called twice in 4 days and txtd once but like damnnn, this female usually always blows my phone up, even when she hated me for a moment. She is a FB savy female and she hasnt posted anything since the last time i saw her, saturday morning. When she left my place that morning i thought she was doing so on a good note. Now, i havent heard from her in days...I almost wonder if her phone is broken BUT. She brought me a bday present the last day i saw her. Her pikachu keychain broke and i ordered one off ebay a while ago and it finally came in. I think Im gonna tape it to her car handle while she is at work with a note saying. "Look what customs deemed safe enough to cross our boarders. ummmm???" gay yay nay?
Ive done shit like that. Yes you are a pussy especially if your friends find out haha. But it would probably get a smile out of her. Getting them to smile is the whole trick.
95% of the time one male asks another male if what he's doing is gay the answer will be yes. Yes, that's gay. Being gay gets guys a lot of pussy though.
Thats not even gay man, its called clever hahaha and positive surprises are a great way of getting a girl. I've gone to girls houses when theyre not home, introduce myself to their mom, and ask for her to kindly leave a gift and/or note i had made on the girls bed so it'll be waiting there whenever she gets home... fantastic tactic. P.S. forgot to add that my method also earns you mad points with the girls mom... they love that shit hahaha apparently the one girls mom still asks about me to this day!
He wants to know if his possible actions will positively affect the relationship between him and his ladyfriend. He's just being an overthinking doofus.
No, it's caring and nice. I used to do stuff like that all the time, and throwing your own little creative twist on it with the whole customs thing is funny. Good luck. Maybe she hasn't responded or used FB because she got injured, hospital, crashed, died? Just ideas.
YO MAN, I GAVE THAT BITCH A KEYCHAIN!... Yeah, bitches love keychains lol, Nah, that's actually pretty clever, but you don't know if she just hasn't been texting you cause she been banging some black dude with a bigger dick than you
Yeah fuck the keychain bro. If she hasn't responded to you in like awhile. Why would you tape a keychain to her door handle. Treat the bit he's like they treat you bro. Obvious she's avoiding you because it is defiantly 2011 and people always have a phone in them. And the ones that don't, find a way to use one to contact the people who they usually talk to. Open your eyes. And facebook has most certainly become a social staple in most places. If she doesn't post you can't commment on it. Idk just my way at looking at it. Ps. That customs line is hella lame. Go with something like "I choose you" with a shock button taped to the back so it shocks you like a pikachu.
On the note of "doing gay things for pussy" You gotta do gay shit for girls to like you. Not gay gay, but "cute gay?" I think you got a money idea. My ex of gay shit: My frat once remixed a song to a sorority, did a dance to a miley cyrus song, and another dance to some other song. Ya we felt gay as fuck, but 22 guys infront of 77 girls = winning
OP this guys last 2 lines will get you pussy, that pikachu shit is pure gold right there u gotta have the shock thing though and your inn!!!
I walked into her job handed her that shit taped to some fucking paper. Told her i had to go to class and left immediately.