Magical Females?

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Streetsaint, Jul 30, 2012.

  1. Let me start off by saying that this may just be the stupidest thread started here EVER lol, and I'm not even fucking sure it qualifies to be in SL&R, but here goes:

    If ur partner, male or female, could have a magical power, which one would make u most attracted to them? And no I don't mean like mr fantastic huge dick, but the classical anime type shit, control over fire, water, air, earth, healing power etc. Honestly, I don't care, I just wanna hear what magical power in ur partner would get u going if we were gonna be hypothetical!

    I'll start off: If a girl could have healing power/the power to mend broken things, I would be turned on as fuck. That's beautiful IMO :hello::hello::hello:

    oh man i think this thread will crash and burn :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
  2. Riseeee my thread, riseeeeeeeeee! bumpityyy
     
  3. A girl that could play with water and manipulate it to do her will would be pretty awsome.
     
  4. The power to suck dick good.
     
  5. The 3 posts above me defeat the purpose of this thread rofll
     
  6. Yeah dude, i think that would people would say in response to this question has a lot to do with their temperament actually...like the elements all signify something...water = calm/healing/soothing, fire = passionate/ explosive / destructive, air = free/ and idk maybe playful lol?, earth = stability/ power / balance

    Edit: Damn like I really value people who's hands can do shit....craft shit, mend shit, play shit.....if i met a girl who could play the harp i would shit myself
     

  7. :laughing:



    Hmm. I think mine would have to be flying. Well, this would be a magical male. But it would be awesome because he could take me and we could fly and see the world like birds..... We could go wherever we wanted whenever, just fly there... So many adventures and so much fun, would be awesome. On the flip side he needs to be very trustworthy because flying could easily be exploited for dark deeds. :devious:
     

  8. Hell yeah he could hover at the windows of sorority changing rooms :rolleyes::) Yeah that would be awesome. If I could be with a girl that flew, I think I could truly find my happiness because I fear dying having seen little of the world and it's natural wonders.
     
  9. incredible hulk woman except instead of turning green when she gets angry libido and attraction towards my froggy looking sexy ass increases drastically when angry. "You don't want to see me when I'm angry" BOW CHICKA WOW WOWWWWW ;)

    I would just repeatedly piss her off, like leaving the toilet seat up or down with piss on the seat, I never was a good marksman!
     

  10. So, long story short, u want a chick that will have hella sex with u when/after she's angry....Bro...ur easy haha no need for magical powers, find urself a nice Latina :p I feel u about the marksman shit...im the anti-Legolas of urination
     
  11. The power to morph into any other human... such as Obama or David Cameron.. or going down another route... Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, Alexis Texas, Mila Kunis etc etc...


    You get the idea.
     
  12. Oh cool, I've always wanted to masturbate with the President of the United States watching me too.

    :cool::cool::cool:
     

  13. Damn! And i thought I was being quirky.

    :cool::cool::cool::cool:
     
  14. Casual saturday night for me bro, don't know what ur talking about ^.^ but to get back on topic I'm not even sure why a female with healing powers would turn me on to the max, but I think it has something to do with the amount of evil and destruction in the world. If she could do that and have that power, then she would be a pillar of purity in a world of corruption. I think thats priceless.
     
  15. when you think about it the good women out there already have "healing powers", just being around them makes you feel better even after a shitty day at work or something else.
     
  16. [quote name='"Streetsaint"']

    Yeah dude, i think that would people would say in response to this question has a lot to do with their temperament actually...like the elements all signify something...water = calm/healing/soothing, fire = passionate/ explosive / destructive, air = free/ and idk maybe playful lol?, earth = stability/ power / balance

    Edit: Damn like I really value people who's hands can do shit....craft shit, mend shit, play shit.....if i met a girl who could play the harp i would shit myself[/quote]

    I never look at the deeper meaning behind the elements but that was a good description of it. In a way it sounds like your talking about a girl that's wiccan.
     
  17. That's true....in a way men always destroy, have to make extremely tough decisions for the family sometimes, fuck people over as per the normal "provider" gender role...while women preserve hearth and home, kinda keep the balance, bring up children, birth new life. I know that these are gender roles and they don't apply to everyone, simply generalizing for the sake of philosophizing. But I absolutely love women. And I mean WOMEN, not stupid, leg spreading, disrespectful, shameless, take-and-give-nothing-back, consumerist whores :) <<<< (these tend to be of high school age in our generation)
     

  18. I think that might be an interesting experience, but it might be out of my depth. Im not overtly spiritual, I simply like to think. If she was super into mysticism and spirits and shit like that, I may be a little too down to earth for her haha
     

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