Well, I'm usually not one for vapes and have mainly stuck to my good old bongs and bowls and what not but I recently decided it would be worth my money to invest in one of these MFLB's I've been hearing so much about. I went down to a local grocery/gas station type thing and picked myself up a 100 dollar visa gift card. Went online, registered it, good to go. Placed my order on Blisssville on a Thursday and received it the following Monday. Package was small enough to fit right in my mail box. I ripped this thing open in an instant and was in disbelief because of how small this thing is. You're really going to need to see it before you really understand how small it is. Photos and youtube videos don't do this thing justice. The plastic screen swivels all the way around and it seems like a solid piece. At first I was kind of disappointed because this thing didn't LOOK as awesome as I was expecting. First time I hit this thing I was also kind of disappointed. This is because there is a slight learning curve. Not a big one though, you're probably going to have to take about 5 - 10 drags off of this thing before you really get it down to science. But goddamn, once you're good with this thing you get ripped. Definitely worth 100 dollars. To use this thing you need to put the battery in and press it down until you see the orangish light come on below the screen. Wait about 3 or 4 seconds and then put your lips to the hole and INHALE AS SLOWLY AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN. Top mistake I have seen my friends fall victim too is trying to hit this thing like a bowl. It's not a bowl. It's a vape. The orange light isn't a lighter. I can't stress this enough. You really need to inhale very slowly to get a good rip. After I'm done hitting it I clear it with a really strong drag, hold it in for a while, and then mix up the bud so you get an even vaping on your next hit. I've seen other threads where people were pointing out that one con of this is that you may forget to pull the battery out and their batery power just gets drained hella fast. This is no longer a problem though due to the fact that the modern versions have something called a push back ring which automatically slides the battery out when you release it. Now for the stealthiness. If you're hitting this thing correctly it will give off very little smell. It'll smell as much as the weed thats in it. It is possible to release small amounts of vapor if you hold the battery in for more than about 5 - 7 seconds without hitting it but even that dissipates in matter of a few seconds. If you're hitting this thing within about 5 feet of someone without moving air in between you, they will probably be able to smell it. But once again, when you stop hitting it the smell will dissipate in a matter of seconds. Another great thing about this is that there is no odor upon exhalation. If you hold it in for a good 10 - 20 seconds, there will be no visible vapor upon exhaling. Which is a good thing because vapor that you see upon exhalation is vapor that wasn't absorbed into you're lungs. I have noticed then when using the MFLB my eyes do not get red at all. With a bowl or a bong my eyes will still get very red. I'm not sure if this is because of the very little amount of weed that needs to be used with this thing or the fact that there's no smoke, just THC. My money is on the first of those 2 reasons. This brings me to my next point. The incredible efficiency of this thing. I've heard people say that it's at least 2x as efficient as a bowl but I'm sure it's much more. At least 3 or 4 times more efficient. Between 4 virgins to vaping and myself, one trench got the 5 of us significantly high. There was less than a gram in that trench. Think one large bowl pack. Everyone seems to be worried about how long the battery charge will last, As a general rule of thumb I'd say 1 fully charged battery will get you 1 full trench. Keep in mind that if you're smoking solo, one full trench will have you ripped beyond belief. I don't know how long the batteries take to charge. I just leave them in the charger overnight. The light will stop flashing on the charger when the batteries are full charged. I wouldn't worry about the batteries. Unless your'e smoking out like 8 people, the 2 batteries should last you all day. If you have 100 dollars that you're willing to spend on a piece, the MFLB is definitely the way to go. Even if you don't have 100 dollars... save up and buy it. It'll pay for itself in the amount of weed you're saving. Now for some stories. Because I know you all wan't some real life scenarios that really show how stealthy this thing is. I ground up my bud at home, packed it into the trench and left for school. Upon arrival, I went to the bathroom with my good buddy and we proceeded to hit this thing and pass it under the stalls. No smell at all. If you're in a stall hitting this thing and someone is standing outside of the stall, they won't smell it. I then packed away the unfinished trench and headed to class. The high was great and lasted a while. When lunch rolled around, me and my 4 buddies ventured into the Junior High entrance to the school (completely abandoned between the time when kids come in and when they leave). We sat down in a circle and passed this thing around for a good 15 minutes. We were all really high. Keep in mind that we were still vaping the same trench that me and my other buddy started off in the bathroom that morning. All my friends fell in love with this thing. One of them wanted to rent it off of my for 5 bucks just for that night. I received a text from one of the kids about 30 minutes after lunch that read word for word "dude, your vape is amazing" As we were walking back to the cafeteria to get food they couldn't stop talking about it. After school I ended up loaning it to a friend and he told me about how he hit it on the bus on his way home. This thing is indeed very stealthy. GO BUY IT NOW
Nice review! But hitting it in a highschool bathroom? Dude wait till you get home.. You can't be 18 yet anyways... I got high at school but i didn't smoke or vape at school i always left and i'd still advise waiting till after you get out of school.. Nothing worse then losing your buzz over a stupid school official walking in on you
hell if i was smoking in high school and had a mflb i would toke in the bathroom or at lunch all the time lol but i started after highschool picking up a mflb today
I don't plan on doing this again. One time thing to show how confident I am in it's stealthiness. But thanks for your concern And yeah. It was pretty sweet. But the risk of just having the weed in school is too great. Already been busted so I really have to keep things on the down low.
I forgot to mention the lifetime warranty. If your launch box ever breaks for ANY reason you can simply shit it to them and they will send you a new one.
I don't think they would appreciate fecal matter as a return shipment. On topic: great review!, you had many questions and concerns covered. I myself have been looking to get a vape myself to maximize efficiency of consumption.
Thanks man, I tried to address all the questions I had before I purchased my Launch Box. And that's the problem with writing reviews after you've vaped. You misspell common words and end up sayin something that makes no sense but is hilarious... haha "shit it to them" Also notice that all of my posts say "last edited by chronic209" under them haha. Not a coincidence. Just really high and keep finding new things I spelled wrong
Honestly I had one, then sold it, bout 3 weeks later. Doesnt really get you ripperd, and the battery maintanence is redundant. Overall Pipe>this thing
lol your crazy im fucking stoned right now 2 trenches of mids i works amazing and gets you baked fuck smoking unless its from my bong or my chillum the batterys that i got take 15 mins to charge and i got 4 so im good
It's a solid product in terms of efficiency and stealthiness but overall, the high isn't as intense as bong rips or joints (as you might expect from a portable vape). It also takes awhile until you get high and that process could be a problem for some. It used to get me real stoned but not anymore due to my tolerance . I'd say it's worth the price but it's not for me.
I'll get some pictures up in a few days. I did forget to mention the difference in the stone between The MFLB and a bong/pipe. With the MFLB you'll get a very up stimulant sort of high. If you're looking to get medicated and be giggling and glued to the couch then this thing isn't for you. But if you want to think of some crazy stoned ideas or actually need to get something accomplished while you're high, This thing will get the job done
Yeah you shouldn't be able to fit a gram into one trench. Either your gram is off by a lot of you're packing it higher then the trench. The weed should be level with the top of the trench. Also do not vape with this thing in school, and especially not with other people. You may know how to keep your mouth shut but there are ten other people who may or may not. Getting busted in school will not be as much trouble as being busted by an officer of the law but either way just wait until afterwords.
Well, it's been about year now since I first got this thing so i think I'll check back in. I somehow mananged to lose this marvelous contraption over the summer. But this thing is so ridiculously awesome and stealthy that I'm ordering a new one right now...
I thought that a lotta of vape when u exhale is a good thing cuz it means a good hit? At least when i have exhale a lot of visible vapor its always when i got a hit that hit my lungs good and hard
I dropped mine in the toilet once(nuff said), got it out and emailed them to see if it was covered under warranty and they replaced it for me.