I know this isn't how real madlibs are supposed to be done but I thought it would be funny to see what all these elevated minds would come up with. This is a madlib about a day at the zoo. Commence. Today I went to the zoo. I saw a ____________(adjective) _____________(noun) jumping up and down in its tree. He _____________(verb: past tense) __________(adverb) through the large tunnel that led to its __________(adjective) __________(noun). I got some peanuts and passed them through the cage to a gigantic gray __________(noun) towering above my head. Feeding that animal made me hungry. I went to get a __________(adjective) scoop of ice cream. It filled my stomach. Afterwards I had to __________(verb) __________ (adverb) to catch our bus. When I got home I __________(verb past tense) my mom for a __________(adjective) day at the zoo.
Today I went to the zoo. I saw a _blazed _(adjective) _hippie_(noun) jumping up and down in its tree. He _stumbled_(verb: past tense) _lazily_(adverb) through the large tunnel that led to its _stanky_(adjective) _grow room_(noun). I got some peanuts and passed them through the cage to a gigantic gray _wizard_(noun) towering above my head. Feeding that animal made me hungry. I went to get a _medicated_(adjective) scoop of ice cream. It filled my stomach. Afterwards I had to _run my ass off_(verb) _like your neighborhood crackhead after he jacked 50 cent_ (adverb) to catch our bus. When I got home I _smoked out_(verb past tense) my mom for a _great_(adjective) day at the zoo. Feel free to bend the rules a little bit...