Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
Never did that... but me n my friends when we were kids used to do the oreo thing ALL the time... with every single oreo. For those of you who don't know: Each grabs a side of the oreo (the cracker part) so its like ->|cream|<- Then you each pull, or theres the cheating twist method and then it splits like ->|cream -------------- |<- WiNNER -------------- LoSER
Ha, I remember this story, its been around for a while and it never gets old. http://www.laughbreak.com/stories/survival_of_the_fittest.html
umm i know a candy called smarties they are a chalky sugar circle but i dont know one that has any resimblence to a m&m
Lmao, I have done that a couple of times (no joke) I think the maroon is stronger then the brown. Edit: but iv never sent a card but thanks for the idea lol.
well maybe you guys just dont have them down there. smarties are exactly like m&ms but the candy coating is a bit harder and there is an S on them instead of m&m. Dont worry tho you not missing anything m&ms are way better
smarties are those little sweet tart like candies that come in a plastic wrapped stack in a bunch of different colors.
http://www.nestle.ca/en/products/brands/smarties/index heres a link to my kind of smarties website, they are made by nestle