Lulu's Grandma

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by IndianaToker, Mar 29, 2004.

  1. Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were passing out free oranges, and she was just lining up for some. "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line. The policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back, and suck them dry."
  2. your doing a great job of cheering me up mate, thats about 3 or 4 nearly choked on my bong as i read that out...........Sid
  3. Indy is on a roll...

    LMAO.. Grandma is over her head!!!
  4. i think thatis the funniest thing i have herad all wed but ill get back to you after i smoke this joint

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