Luckiest Kid Alive

DeadRowers · May 27, 2009

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People around here have fridge fulls of beer. Not your little mini fridge shits either. My bro has a fridge with about 10 cases in at all times. He went to his house to pick it up.

Keifer Suthrlnd · May 27, 2009

GimmieMore said:

erm....

^^^^ that was random...... well... two posts up...
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i was like wtf the thread starts on page 2...then i remembered i already posted

GrandaddyPurps · May 27, 2009

GanjaHaze said:

...really...are you that nieve?
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hahahah

cmon guys nobody under 21 can get booze u all know that

aza · May 27, 2009

dankers hill SD said:

When i was a freshman in high school: we used to always chill at a buddies house of mine and when we would be chillin outside and the wind would blow a certain direction we would always get a strong wiff of chronic. well after this kept happening and got stronger in scent we put 2 and 2 together and figured someone around us was growing indoors, and not your guerilla grow, this had to be a whole house.

my buddies older sis was a hotty(19) and would always get the looks when she'd walk her dog. one day she is walking her dog and starts talking to the neighbor who is outside with his 2 enormous rottweillers, they get to talkin and he makes mistake #1, puts pussy in front of his game. says hes about to blaze and if she wanted to join she could. she does of course.
When she comes back to her house she comes into her brothers room and is baked like cookies and she has at least a couple grams of chron in her pocket. she pulls it out and says something like "ya its white rhino or somethin like that." she then tells us that this dudes house wasnt a house at all. no furniture in the house and it fuckin reaked of chron, they blazed in the garage that had only a table, cuple of chairs and scissors all over place she said. while they were tokin, the guy showed her a fuckin huge cola, she said the size of her forearm.

So now we're on it. my buddies next door neighbor is growing, and massive amounts of it. my buddy starts kind of staking out the pad next door and the movements of the grower. We find out that this guy doesnt even live there, he pops by about 3-4 times a week just to kind of make a presence that someone lives there. then we find out that hes usually there 2-3 hours each time.

We've got all we need. The day we decide to roll on the house my buddy stays home from school to ensure that we move when hes not there. Me and the other guy that are in on it(he was 16 and had a car, getaway car) have the same health class and we ended up not doin annything in the class so we ask teach if we can jam out early. he looks at us and grabs his roll sheet, and says we can take this to the attendance office and then says if we get caught, that we walked out of his class and that its are ass. me and guy go to a pay phone in school, call dude and see whats the deal. Its a go.

we roll over to my friends house, plan it and get ready. get a couple pillow cases and backpacks for each. we're about to roll and dudes mom comes home. FUCKED. naaa we quickly come up with a reason to leave; we're goin to the screw shop to get a cd, his sister hears this and is all "oooo get me a cd here heres some $$.
We get into my boys car and roll it around the block so that all we have to do is jump a couple fences once weve got it all. We park the car and walk back around the block to dudes fence and proceed to hop it. We had already figured out that the dogs were with the owner and not at the house. I have a massive flathead screwdriver with me, and thank god i did. B/c this guy was smart, all the windows were locked and the sliding glass door had a gnarly lock on it that wasnt budging. So i wedge the flathead under one of teh windows and push down with all my weight, the locks break and the window is free. I take the screwdriver and use it as a knife to break thru the black tarp/mylar he had covering the windows.

As soon as i do BAAAM at least 30+ plants setup wall to wall in an ebb-n-flo setup. Once we get in you can barely walk around. We split up once we get out the bedroom, i take the living room and garage and buddies split to the other 2 bedrooms. As soon as i get into the living room there are COLAS SOME AT LEAST 3' in length. WTF!! how are we gonna get this all into our cases/packs? There was well over 100 lbs strung out and curing on ropes that were strung across his living room.
My buddies come in to the living and say the rest is still flowering. My buddy goes into the garage and comes out with a elbow thats just lying around bagged up. We start taking the colas and shoving them into the pillowcases, pockets and our backpacks. we each had at least a foot of bud sticking out the top of our packs. we get all we can, around 25 lbs total, and start getting the fuck out of there.
we exit where we entered and start hopping fences. The first fence we hop has an old lady in her backyard watering plants, she freaks the fuck out and runs inside. Then we have to cross a street with fuckin colas of white rhino sticking out of everywhere. We get into the car and burn the fuck out. WE ARE FUCKIN AMPED AT THIS POINT!

Then we're like where the fuck can we break this down at, and quickly too? my rents were the only ones cool with the herb but i couldnt bring in 20+lbs of chronic into the house and be casual with it. So we remember a buddies mom was renting a house that was currently being worked on so we head over there. Get there and everything is locked, no way in. Fuck it ive already done one B&E wtf is another. pop open a window and we bring everything in: all the weed and trimming supplies. We get in and out of there in about an hour. AND I WAS SITTIN PRETTY ON 8LBS OF WHITE RHINO.

We hit perfectly too, the only curing that we had to do was let it sit in jars, and man the container store made a killing on us that day.
I made around $4000 and smoked TITANS of it for lunch. On the weekend we would get together and see how much we could blow. One saturday between 4 peeps we blew almost 5oz, haha!

Im currently tryin to create a time machine so that i can go back to that time. If you invent one before me, send me a PM with the details.
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gee, that sure is something to be proud of. worthless ripper..

NYC Diesel · May 27, 2009

thats physically impossible so those pills must be the bomb!

dankers hill SD · May 27, 2009

aza said:

gee, that sure is something to be proud of. worthless ripper..
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yup. sure is. But i was also young at the time, that was almost 10 years ago, and its not something i condone now. But yes while you were most likely sitting with your thumb up ur ass i was getting higher than all hell FOR FREE and making straight profit, geeeez :eyesrolledtobackofdome:

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