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Luckiest Drug test ever!

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by tekeen, Mar 20, 2006.

  1. #1 tekeen, Mar 20, 2006
    I just got back from Orlando where I had applied for a job.

    Everything seemed to be going fine as in it seemed like I was hired and all of a sudden the lady pulls out an on site drug test and It had been only a week since I last toked.

    I was panicking but I was worried as hell since I need a job badly. I figured the worst that could happen is a positive and I will just leave without saying anything.

    It was a rectangular shaped plastic case with 4 different types of drugs like opium, pcp, thc, and ocp or something.

    You just take it and dip it into the cup of piss.

    Naturally I was trying to think of a way to tamper with it and decided to dip it much farther into the piss than your supposed to like where the little boxes the have 2 lines for negative and 1 line for positive.

    Then I shook it vigorously for like 10 seconds in hopes it just might screw the test up.

    Well I waited five minutes for the lines to show up.....apparently by dipping it too far into it I managed to distort the lines for pcp and thc cause it is like an ink type of thing I guess but you could clearly see the others were negative.


    I swear the thc had only one barely visible red line and pcp had one line and a really faint second one but it was pretty smudged.



    So I walk into the office and hand her the test and say "Looks like I tested positive for PcP and Thc" in a joking manner.

    She looks at it obviously a bit puzzled so I told her I might have dipped it in too far.

    She asks me if I can take another one and I am thinking oh crap these tests cost 25 dollars a pop and I would feel bad if the next one nailed me.

    I walk to the fountain and start drinking more water and go to the lady again and right before I could ask her for the other test she hands me my employee ID and stuff and says "Your fine see you tomorrow".

    Naturally I immediately realized that she was letting me slide on the second drug test and I got the job!:hello:

    Dont be afraid to try to mess up certain drug tests lol
     
  2. #2 BlazinDazon, Mar 20, 2006
    nice, maybe she just has to test you but doesn't really care about drugs personally.
     
  3. #3 tekeen, Mar 20, 2006
    Yeah I dunno why she let me slide...

    The thought did occur to me that she knew why I had tampered with it and did not want to screw me over on it.

    That or she did not want to waste another 25 dollar test on me hehe.
     
  4. #4 DarkCreed, Mar 21, 2006
    hehe reminds me when i was getting a security job. Basicly same sort of thing, except instead of an on-site piss test (which i was prepared for, brought clean urine) she busted out a Q-tip looking thing and told me to stick it in my mouth and collect saliva. Well by this time i am freaking out because i actually smoked on the way TO the appointment. I was sure i was screwed, so i got barely any saliva on it and claimed i was on allergy medication that caused dry mouth. she kept having me move it around to get more, finally when there was enough on the q-tip she tested it. I personally saw a very light red line on the THC, but i guess she didn't becuase she said alright good deal, welcome to pinkerten security. lol, i was laughing the entire way home.
     
  5. #5 thisisnotreal, Mar 21, 2006
    that's tight. +rep for being slick
     
  6. #6 waterhurley, Mar 21, 2006
    haha those tests are sooo inaccurate. i smoked a bowl on my way to a job test (unknowingly) and passed for some fucking reason. haha i cant explain it. i smoked every day. and i still passed....
     

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