Love and Marriage

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by critter 11, Aug 20, 2003.

  1. [​IMG]Love is holding hands in the street.
    Marriage is holding arguments in the street

    Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
    Marriage is Chinese take-out.

    Love is cuddling on a sofa.
    Marriage is deciding on a sofa.

    Love is talking about having children.
    Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

    Love is losing your appetite.
    Marriage is losing your figure.

    Love is a flickering flame.
    Marriage is a flickering television.

    Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
    Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough?!"
  2. LMAO!!!!!!

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