lost

was orville nude, all except for said butter, and balls of popcorn?

 

now that you have orvil naked and dripping with butter..

what will you do

will you keep him like a pet and tie him in the
back yard?for your friends to come and stair at?

or send him on his way dripping and sad
alone in the world once more?

 

id send him to nubbin

 

then the icecream man can clean him up nicely
in time for his next commercial taping!

 

Is this like one of those adventure novel things I used to read when I was 12 where you choose your own outcome?

go to page 79 if you lube up Orvil
go to page 128 if you if you like to rely on 'natural' juices

 

well.mary jane...sense you put it that way, hell fucking yeah its sick, im high, so my imagination is through the roof right now....so..fuck if theres not an old buttery dude standing in my door way!.....anywhoo..ramen noodles are good