Lost weed

man, honestly the number of times i have lost bud, its so fuckin annoyin. once i gave a bit of bud to mates and said they could smoke it, but one of them rolled like 6 joints and ended up losin 4 joints worth, i was so fuckin annoyed, cos it was like 3 g of bud probably. plus had loads of times where im chiefin in the forest and i'll drop some cos its dark and not find it cos all the forest floor looks like bits of bud

Edit: fuckin love the ode

 

I've lost my bowl multiple times, once leaving it in the woods of maine for three weeks and then finding it again. Just stay positive i'm sure it'll turn up. Maybe even when youre out and fiendin then you find a little friend haha. Good luck man, and nice poem

 

oh ye and i forgot another time i walked like 4 and a half hours with some mates to go to some beach party, after which we were gona camp and get high as shit. and so we went and walked there, chiefed on the way, when i got there i realised i had dropped the bud half way there and it was basically about 6 milesd away at least in the middle of a forest:/ it was at least 2 grams maybe more, was sooo shit, added to the fact one of my friends was bein a loud, moany fuck and kept shoutin about feelin sore, he just needs to get some nuts, as Mr T might suggest.

 

Nice poem man.

I've lost weed so many times, never a joint though! It seems that if you drop a piece of weed, even if it's right in front of you it disappears for good!

The other day though when I was dry I found a decent sized nug (about 1G) and rolled me up a nice joint and man, that made my day!

 

Nice poem, OP. +rep!

Once I thought I lost a half ounce and proceeded to flip the fuck out. I didn't lose it, just misplaced it. In my jacket pocket. In the washing machine.

Luckily I hadn't started the laundry yet

 

oh man lost weed is terrible... the worst is when its a ton of shake you drop in the carpet and it isnt lost but its unsmokeable...like a blunt just woops spilled into the carpet... I HATE THAT

 

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! The worst part is that I have shag carpeting in my room and I couldn't even tell you how much shake I've lost inside of it... probably ounces. It doesn't just get lost, it gets eaten. Like if I'm rolling a blunt I'll break up the weed on a CD case and keep it on my lap and I'll be like fucking baked and playing UFC Undisputed or Madden 10 and get all into it and drop the weed on my floor. If it's like 2G's I'll be lucky to pull out .3 and a ball of hair.

 

I was smoking in my shed the other day and got up and spilled my grinder. I only lost maybe .5 grams of some reg dro and a tiny bit of crystal that was collecting quite nicely.

 

I think everyone has lost bud. One time I spent about an hr or so looking for the bag I had dropped on my gravel driveway, not an easy place to look. Ended up not finding it, but it was a fun mission anyway.

 

That was beautiful allmost brought a tear to my eye

 

Dude your an excellent stoner!!! Man think how stoked you'll be when you find it! Then youll have a poem and a joint!

 

I don't usually lose weed but when I do, I don't really care since I know I'll find it one day when I have no weed left.

 

I started losing things all the time, so a few months ago, I cleaned my room completely and it's been spotless ever sense, so I don't lose shit anymore. I can't stand losing shit so its rare that I do. There have been times where it was deep in my pocket and my heart lurched cause I thought I had lost it.

Hopefully Karma will prevail if I ever am in need. I remember I was at a cool smoking area with some friends, and nearby, these two kids from the school near me were smoking, and as they were walking away, left probably a gram of some good stuff in a jar. As they were walking away, they were about 100 feet away when I chased them down to return their weed. I could have easily taken it, but as I see it, if you would want someone to do that for you, then do it for someone else. Unfortunately, most people would have just taken it.

 

I HATE LOSING WEED. Once I had a 4 gram blunt in my ear when I was stoned by getting a ride from my buddy that I ran into at a gas station. He made my friend and I sit in the bed of his truck, and we went off to my place to burn that nice fatty. Than when we were hauling ass down a straight road to my house, and I noticed my blunt was gone. So much for that beauty.

 

One time I packed a bowl into my bubbler, set it down, picked it up 5 minutes later and blew out the bowl.

I was like, wait, I never smoked anything. So where did that ash come from? Oh shit..

 

I lost a gram of shake the didn't get stuff in the blunts.

That's about it.

 

dude good karma always prevails. They shoulda smoked you out on some of it lol.

 

i lost a good 3 grams of AK-47 Trainwreck twice in two days. We ran all over town looking for it. Did we leave it in the little mexican restaurant? no, and it's not at the gas station either.
"let's check that jacket pocket one more time" and there it is.
The next time we left it in an old folks' home parking lot.