lost pipe

fuck when i was walking around at night with my homies after we just smoked in this bus in a church parking lot (the door was open) i put my pipe in my pocket and i look at the ground, magic! my pipe suddenly appears out of thin air onto the cold pavement. wow how could such a miraclious amazing thing like that happen one second you put your pipe in your pocket the next second its on the ground i thought magic was impossible. so after convincing myself i was a wizard i casually put my pipe back in the exact same pocket and we walk on. so we be walking i reach down to itch the ol ball sack and my hand slips by the pocket where i keep my pipe and what do you know the son of a bitch is gone what the fuck did i pull off another magic trick?! NO im just a fucktard and didn't realize my pocket had a giant gaping hole in the side of it OH shit man, bros i just lost my pipe im not a wizard after all shit so all in one night i was convinced i had the power to make things appear in thin air, and lost my pipe

shit oh well i guess im back to the ol apple pipe