Lost in the 50's again!! lol

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  1. #1 cowboysaxman, May 23, 2002
    IN THE 50'S (Genuine Quotes)

    1. "I'll tell you one thing. If things keep going the way
    they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a weeks groceries
    for $20."

    2 "Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't
    be long when $5000 will only buy a used one."

    3. "If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit.
    A quarter a pack is ridiculous."

    4. "Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a
    dime just to mail a letter?"

    5. "The Government is wanting to get its hands on everything.
    Pretty soon it's going to be impossible to run a family
    business or farm."

    6. "If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able
    to hire outside help at the store."

    7. "When I first started driving, who would have thought gas
    would someday cost 50 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better
    off leaving the car in the garage."

    8. "Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make
    it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will
    be wearing their hair as long as the girls."

    9. "Not only that, but their music drives me wild. That 'Rock
    Around The Clock' thing is nothing but racket."

    10. "I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever
    since they let Clark Gable get by with saying 'damn' in
    'Gone With The Wind,' it seems every movie has a 'hell' or
    'damn in it."

    11. "Not only that,but it won't be long until couples are
    sleeping in the same bed in the movies. What is this world
    coming to?"

    12."Marilyn Monroe is now showing her bra and panties, so
    apparently there are no standards anymore."

    13. "Pretty soon you won't be able to buy a good 10 cent
    cigar."

    14. "I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's
    possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the of the
    century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts
    preparing for it down in Texas."

    15. "Did you see where some baseball player just signed a
    contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't
    surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the
    President."
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  2. #2 Bud Head, May 24, 2002



    Exactly critter!!
     

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