Long night of drinking resulting in me having AIDS.

Damn, those are the worst. When I read the title i thought u caught the disease, but i c what u did thar

 

Yep, I usually call that "Cajun butt"

 

Around here, we call that, "You drunk dickshit, I can't believe you just fucking shit all over my couch! Get the hell out of my apartment before I toss your dumb ass out the window!"

 

I laughed my ass off at the title and came to post. I was going to say I laughed my ass off but I shouldn't have and sorry and good luck with your AIDs.

Sorry to hear about the shits...

Fibre might help...

 

I used to drink heavily everynight. I used to hate having the shits at work.

 

lol i think he was joking

 

Yeah drinking a lot at night usually results in ringsting or the ring of fire in the morning. That's happened a few times at work, but getting paid to shit is fine with me!

 

Great man.

 

im feeling it this morning after a night of uncontrolled munchies, dammit, takes over my head.

 

Damn, you have the mud butt . Beer shits blow.

 

drank fireball last night , if you think beer shits sting think again pal its like salt on a wound i even walk funny

 

Only about what we call it. Seriously, I had to get a new couch.

 

Hershey squirts anyone?

 

Yeah. You get a couple of six packs and vodka, go home, sit down on the toilet and drink there

 

yea beer shits are no bueno

 

Lol sad titles always lead to poo somehow.

 

DAMN. everytime i finish drinking and i have AIDS. i think about this thread.

well fuck bump this shit, i wanna hear some stories....

well heres mine, i´m in paragauy, and just went to the restaurant of the hotel and tried some of the countries beer, and i feel my butthole burning already. uh OHHHH!