Lonely hearts adds-what they really mean;

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by motorheed, Sep 18, 2008.

  1. ADVENTUROUS= likes anal.

    ATHLETIC= no tits

    30 SOMETHING=41+

    FUN=annoying

    WILD=gets pissed easily

    BEAUTIFUL EYES= face like a robbers dog

    SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR= ex-husbands a fucking nutter

    NEW-AGE=hairy with a smelly fanny

    HEADSTRONG= argumentative

    ENJOYS PUBBING & CLUBBING= alchoholic

    CURVY= fat cunt

    CUDDLY= really fat cunt

    LIKES EATING OUT= really lazy fat cunt
     
  2. haha good shit, goood shit
     
  3. why would a robber have an ugly dog?

    e'splain that to me
     

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