lone ranger ambushed

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by chill out, Aug 31, 2003.

  1. The Lone Ranger was ambushed
    and captured by an enemy Indian war party.

    The Indian chief spoke...

    " So, you are the great Lone Renger.
    In honor of th e Harvest Festival,
    you will be executed in three days.
    But, before I kill you,
    I will grant you three requests."

    "What is your first request?"
    said the chief

    The Lone Ranger replied
    "i'd like to speak to my horse."

    The chief nodded and Silver was brought
    before the Lone Ranger,
    who whispered in the horses ear,
    and Silver then galloped away.

    Later that evening,
    Silver returned with a
    beautiful blonde woman on his back.

    As the tribe watched, the blonde woman entered
    the Lone Rangers tent and spent the night.

    The next morning
    the chief admitted he was impressed

    "You have a very fine and loyal horse,
    but I will still kill You in 2 days.
    What is your second request?"

    The Lone Ranger again asked to speak to his horse.
    Silver was brought to him,
    and again he whispered onto the horse's ear.

    As before, the horse took off across the plains
    and disappeared over the horizon.

    Later that evening,
    to the chief's suprise,
    Silver returned.
    This time witha voluptuous brunette,
    even more attractive than the blonde.

    She entered the Lone Rangers tent,
    and spent the night.

    The following morning,
    the chief again admitted he was impressed.

    "You indeed are a man of many talents,
    but I will still kill you tomorrow."

    "What is your last request??"

    "I'd like to speak to my
    horse....alone."
    replied the Lone Ranger.

    The chief was curious,
    but he agreed and Silver was
    brought to the Lone Rangers tent.

    Once they were alone,
    the Lone Ranger grabbed Silver by both ears,
    looked him square in the eye and said

    "Listen very carefully..... for the last time.......
    I said........ "BRING POSSE!!"
     
  2. LMAO.......that was a good one for waked and baked sid........lol...........Peace out............Sid

    bring posse..........lol
     

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