lolz...thank you us navy *eye roll*

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by skittlette, Sep 4, 2008.

  1. This is the transcript of an actual radio
    conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian
    authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October,
    1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval
    Operations 10-10-95.
    Americans: Please divert your
    course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a
    Collision.
    Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR
    course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a
    collision.
    Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy
    ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
    Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
    Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND
    LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES NAVY'S ATLANTIC
    FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS,
    THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I
    DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES
    NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR
    COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE
    THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
    Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.


    /FACEPALM
     
  2. What a bunch of dumbasses. Do you even need a diploma to join the military? :confused:
     
  3. hahhahaha, good ol navy, i lol'd
     


  4. omfg thats the funnest thing ive ever read lmao!!


    yes i am high right now:smoking:
     
  5. Lmao, that made me smile.
     
  6. Hey, thats the Navy. We Marines are nothing like that...... ;)
     
  7. no. they offer to pay for schooling if u join up. but having a diploma has nothing to do with this stupidity.
     
  8. Oh yes, I'm sure thats a REAL transcript :rolleyes:
     

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