Lol @ my dealer

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  1. #1 shibby22one, Sep 11, 2012
    So I grabbed some wax from my dealer the other day. Got home and forgot to ask him when tinctures will be back in stock. So I text him and this is his response.

    "hey I'm in _____, I'll be back tomorrow. I got tinctures and baby turtles. "


    Baby turtles??? Wtf lol

    He was serious, 20 bucks a pop. I might get one cause my girl has actually been wanting one. His friend breeds them I guess.
     

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  2. #2 heyitsmeallen, Sep 11, 2012
    hustlin turtles lol.. you know if you eat one you trip ballllzzzzzz :hippie:
     
  3. #3 Spyder, Sep 11, 2012
    Aw man! I wish my dealer had turtles lol
     
  4. #4 weeklan, Sep 11, 2012
    This is pretty cool man - if it were me I'd buy 1 for sure, and blow weed smoke in its face.
     
  5. #5 ckycampmember, Sep 11, 2012
    ask him if you can get a turtle for $10 if you buy tincture...
    gotta bargain with this dude.

    imagine a shop sign "Tincture & Turtles"


    thats against the forum rules buddy.
     
  6. #6 GetaJoB, Sep 11, 2012

    no man.

    you teach it to break down roll and smoke its own joints.

    then you have an epic stonerbuddy that fits on the dashboard
     
  7. #7 Ẅest Čoast, Sep 11, 2012
    Don't they need some kind of ramp to get to the surface for air?
     
  8. #8 DaN-, Sep 11, 2012
    Turtles make crappy pets. Just saying.
     
  9. #9 rhinoman26, Sep 11, 2012
    What kind of turtles are those?

    Will they grow into like box turtles or are they chill tortoises?

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  10. #10 rhinoman26, Sep 11, 2012
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    This guy gets it

    Getting animals high isn't condoned on GC
    ~Doin'
     
  11. #11 shibby22one, Sep 11, 2012
    They are yellow spotted turtles. I have all the stuff to take care of it from a prior pet. I will give him a stoner name if I do decide to get one
     
  12. #12 Garrett K, Sep 11, 2012

    Weed dealers; moving up in the merchant world.
     
  13. #13 Disoriented, Sep 11, 2012
    I wouldnt get one. Reasons? they leave this long ass streak of shit on the carpet when they poop.
     
  14. #14 grass man420, Sep 11, 2012
    lmao i want to see this now
     
  15. #15 zjsladek, Sep 11, 2012
    Well... i found out what i want to do for my career now. Slangin' turtles sounds badass. :D
     
  16. #16 Storm Crow, Sep 11, 2012
    If you get a turtle, be sure to wash your hands after holding it! They can carry salmonella, a type of food poisoning!

    Granny
     
  17. #17 NutsLikeKngKong, Sep 11, 2012
    come for the weed, stay for the turtles
     
  18. #18 Bombur, Sep 12, 2012
    Yo can I get an 1/8 of turtles?
     
  19. #19 BeatsandGrass, Sep 12, 2012
    Your dealer is epic lol
     
  20. #20 StraiT100, Sep 12, 2012
    i got turtles bruh...5$ a head, or get 10 for 40 bucks..
    you get pulled over and can possibly sell some to the cop lol
     
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