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Lol I am never going back to La Madeleine again

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by jason89, Jul 15, 2005.

  1. #1 jason89, Jul 15, 2005
    My mom and I went to this french restraunt (its like a fast food french restraunt) its called La Madeleine, and my head is in the clouds. I have this tray filled with bread and butter and jam, and I just destroy it while my mom is waiting for our order. All of a sudden I look like 2 tables ahead (stoner instict) and I see my eye-doctor, so I'm thinking "Oh shit I am fubar'd", lol Like what could be worse, right? I sit there panicking for like 2 minutes then I think, this is gonna be hard and require all of my skills, but I got to do it (going to another table in a different part of the restraunt). So I sit down at the new table and I feel all Bond, James Bond. Lol, now that I think about it, it was like the simplest thing in the world, plus later that night I got mad sick from the food, but I smoked a bowl and all was good :smoke:
     
  2. #2 JLang, Jul 15, 2005
    What's the big deal about sitting close to your eye doctor. I highly doubt he was going to say anything.
     
  3. #3 atompluspackage, Jul 15, 2005
    I feel retarded asking..but what does FUBAR mean? I hear it a lot but have never asked til now. -_-
     
  4. #4 JLang, Jul 15, 2005
    fucked up beyond all recognition
     
  5. #5 smokyey3z, Jul 15, 2005
    eh..around here fubar means "fucked up beyond any return" lol

    but i think you was just paranoid b/c you was high..shit like that happens 2 me all the time..b/c im not sopost 2 be where im living..and everytime i see these people that think im somewhere else i hide under shit..lmao (most of the time im stoned)
     
  6. #6 JeraldoRonaldo, Jul 17, 2005
    He was probably thinking his doc was going to give him an on-the-spot eye exam and see him all fucked up.
     
  7. #7 THAIcuisine, Jul 18, 2005
    hahaha. its bad enough being paranoid abuot NORMAL people noticing your eyes are fucked up, imagine being paranoid about it around people who specialize in looking at eyes. i found that story quite hilarious. hahaheeheho
     
  8. #8 Higgy, Jul 18, 2005
    i call it "Fucked Up Beyond All Repair" i.e. "Man, your computer is fubar!"


    and your story made absolutely no sense. :p try posting when you're not blitzed :D
     
  9. #9 jason89, Jul 18, 2005
    lol exactly jeraldo, I guess I was a little overly paranoid, but damn lol was I scared
     

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