One time i was smoking and I really had to take a dump but I live on the edge right. So i keep smoking and take a big hit and start coughing and I shat myself. Damn.
No but have you ride a unicycle picked your nose and farted, peed and sneezed at the same time? I bet you haven't!
i once ate a whole omlette and 2 pieces of toast with ketchup in ONE bite i could barely chew that fucking delicious son of a cunt.
how in the name of mother fuck did you belch and sneeze at the same time. that sounds impossible. that's a miracle like rainbows and magnets.