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  1. But seriously I think they hired a bunch of preschoolers to smoke weed and post at yahooka all day. It\'s a madhouse.
     
  2. Tazz don\'t let them stupid Fucks get to ya! They are immature. Intelligence comes from compassion of fellow men and women. It takes all kinds to make the world go round. If there were no bad apples, then there would be no phsycologist!

    Peace Tazz11.

    P.S. I don\'t think Critter and Stony meant any harm to ya!
     
  3. ya he didnot mean it when he called me a selfish bastard!
     
  4. i got 4 kids i own a shit laod of house about 9 i think bout i wife at a time is more than any one man needs! latter and good luck tazz11
     

  5. Hey critter, I have the same problem as above!
    I only have one wife and two kids, and a third on the way. I also grow illeagely. Damn we need to start our own help class. We can all get stoned together and solve our problems.

    Tazz11, i hope you are feeling better friend!
     
  6. ya! my brain is like the birds it flys south now and then!lol
     
  7. 8. INT. APARTMENT (ROOM 49) - MORNING 8.

    THREE YOUNG GUYS, obviously in over their heads, sit at a
    table with hamburgers, french fries and soda pops laid out.

    One of them flips the LOUD BOLT on the door, opening it to
    REVEAL Wildc@rd and Vincent in the hallway.

    WILDC@RD
    Hey kids.

    The two men stroll inside.

    The three young caught-off-guard Guys are:

    MARVIN
    The black young man, who open the door, will, as the scene
    progresses, back into the corner.

    ROGER
    A young blond-haired surfer kid with a \"Flock of Seagulls\"
    haircut, who has yet to say a word, sits at the table with a
    big sloppy hamburger in his hand.

    RAINMAN
    A white, stupid-looking fuckwit sort with a blow-dry haircut.

    Wildc@rd and Vincent take in the place, with their hands in their
    pockets. WILDC@RD is the one who does the talking.

    WILDC@RD
    How you boys doin\'?

    No answer.

    WILDC@RD
    (to RAINMAN)
    Am I trippin\', or did I just ask
    you a question.

    RAINMAN
    We\'re doin\' okay.

    As WILDC@RD and Brett talk, Vincent moves
    behind the young Guys.

    WILDC@RD
    Do you know who we are?

    RAINMAN shakes his head: \"No.\"

    WILDC@RD
    We\'re associates of your homosexual
    partner Marsellus Wallace, you
    remember your homosexual partner
    dont\'ya?

    No answer.

    WILDC@RD
    (to RAINMAN)
    Now I\'m gonna take a wild guess
    here: you\'re Rainman, right?

    RAINMAN
    I\'m Rainman.

    WILDC@RD
    I thought so. Well, you remember
    your homosexual partner Marsellus
    Wallace, dont\'ya Rainman?

    RAINMAN
    I remember him.

    WILDC@RD
    Good for you. Looks like me and
    Vincent caught you at breakfast,
    sorry \'bout that. What\'cha eatin\'?

    RAINMAN
    Hamburgers.

    WILDC@RD
    Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any
    nutritious breakfast. What kinda
    hamburgers?

    RAINMAN
    Cheeseburgers.

    WILDC@RD
    No, I mean where did you get\'em?
    MacDonald\'s, Wendy\'s, Jack-in-the-
    Box, where?

    RAINMAN
    Big lying-sack-of-shit-half-blind Burger.

    WILDC@RD
    Big lying-sack-of-shit-half-blind
    Burger. That\'s that
    retard navy seals burger joint. I heard
    they got some fucking awful burgers. I
    ain\'t never had one myself, how are
    they?

    RAINMAN
    They taste like shit, but they\'re good enough
    for a retard like me.

    WILDC@RD
    Mind if I try one of yours?

    RAINMAN
    No.

    WILDC@RD
    Yours is this one, right?

    RAINMAN
    Yeah.

    Wildc@rd grabs the burger and take a bite of it.

    WILDC@RD
    Jesus Christ, that\'s a nasty burger.
    (to Vincent)
    Vince, you ever try a Big lying-sack-of-shit-
    half-blind Burger?

    VINCENT
    No.

    Wildc@rd holds out the Big lying-sack-of-shit-half-blind Burger.

    WILDC@RD
    You wanna bite, they\'re real nasty.

    VINCENT
    I ain\'t hungry.

    WILDC@RD
    Well, if you like fucking awful hamburgers
    give\'em a try sometime. Me, I can\'t
    usually eat \'em \'cause my
    girlfriend\'s a vegetarian. Which
    more or less makes me a vegetarian,
    but I sure love the taste of a good
    burger.
    (to RAINMAN)
    You know what they call a half blind
    ignoramous in France?

    RAINMAN
    No.

    WILDC@RD
    Tell \'em, Vincent.

    VINCENT
    Tazz11.

    WILDC@RD
    Tazz11, you know why
    they call it that?

    RAINMAN
    Because of the stupid-fuck system?

    WILDC@RD
    Check out the big brain on Rainman.
    You\'a smart motherfucker, that\'s
    right. The stupid-fuck system.
    (he points to a fast
    food drink cup)
    What\'s in this?

    RAINMAN
    Piss.

    WILDC@RD
    Piss, good, mind if I add some
    of my own tasty beverage to wash this
    down with?

    RAINMAN
    Sure.

    WILDC@RD grabs the cup and takes a piss.

    WILDC@RD
    Uuuuummmm, hit\'s the spot!
    (to Roger)
    You, Flock of Seagulls, you know
    what we\'re here for?

    Roger nods his head: \"Yes.\"

    WILDC@RD
    Then why don\'t you tell my boy here
    Vince, where you got the shit hid.

    MARVIN
    It\'s under the be --

    WILDC@RD
    -- I don\'t remember askin\' you a
    goddamn thing.
    (to Roger)
    You were sayin\'?

    ROGER
    It\'s under the bed.

    Vincent moves to the bed, reaches underneath it, pulling out a
    black snap briefcase.

    VINCENT
    Got it.

    Vincent flips the two locks, opening the case. We can\'t see
    what\'s inside, but a small glow emits from the case. Vincent
    just stares at it, transfixed.

    WILDC@RD
    We happy?

    No answer from the transfixed Vincent.

    WILDC@RD
    Vincent!

    Vincent looks up at WILDC@RD.

    WILDC@RD
    We happy?

    Closing the case.

    VINCENT
    We\'re happy.

    RAINMAN
    (to WILDC@RD)
    Look, what\'s your name? I got his
    name\'s Vincent, but what\'s yours?

    WILDC@RD
    My name\'s Pitt, and you ain\'t
    talkin\' your ass outta this shit.

    RAINMAN
    I just want you to know how sorry
    we are about how fucked up things
    got between us and Mr. Wallace.
    When we entered into this thing, we
    only had the best intentions, we didn\'t
    mean to fuck him so hard in the ass--

    As Rainman talks, Wildc@rd takes out his gun and SHOOTS Roger three
    times in the chest, BLOWING him out of his chair.

    Vince smiles to himself. Wildc@rd has got style.

    Rainman has just shit his pants. He\'s not crying or whimpering,he\'s too fucked up in the head for that
    but he\'s so full of fear, it\'s as if his body is imploding.

    WILDC@RD
    (to Rainman)
    Oh, I\'m sorry. Did that break your
    concentration? I didn\'t mean to do
    that. Please, continue. I believe
    you were saying something about
    \"best intentions.\"

    Rainman can\'t say a word.

    WILDC@RD
    Whatsamatter? Oh, you were through
    anyway. Well, let me retort.
    Would you describe for me what
    Marsellus Wallace looks like?

    Rainman still can\'t speak.

    WILDC@RD SNAPS, SAVAGELY TIPPING the card table over, removing
    the only barrier between himself and Rainman. Rainman now sits ina lone chair before Jules like a political prisoner in front
    of an interrogator.

    WILDC@RD
    What country you from!

    RAINMAN
    (petrified)
    What?

    WILDC@RD
    \"What\" ain\'t no country I know! Do
    they speak English in \"What?\"

    RAINMAN
    (near heart attack)
    What?

    WILDC@RD
    English-motherfucker-can-you-speak-
    it?

    RAINMAN
    Yes - but barely. I\'m a retard don\'t you know!

    WILDC@RD
    Then you understand what I\'m
    sayin\'?

    RAINMAN
    Yes - just about.

    WILDC@RD
    Now describe what Marsellus Wallace\'s dick
    looks like!

    RAINMAN
    (out of fear)
    What?

    Wildc@rd takes his .45 and PRESSES the barrel HARD in Rainman\'s cheek.

    WILDC@RD
    Say \"What\" again! C\'mon, say
    \"What\" again! I dare ya, I double
    dare ya motherfucker, say \"What\"
    one more goddamn time!

    Rainman is shitting his pants on the spot.

    WILDC@RD
    Now describe to me what Marsellus
    Wallace\'s dick looks like!

    Rainman does his best.

    RAINMAN
    Well it\'s ...it\'s ...black --

    WILD@RD
    -- go on!

    RAINMAN
    ...and it\'s thick and juicy...it\'s...long --

    WILDC@RD
    -- and do you like sucking on it like a bitch?!

    RAINMAN
    (without thinking... as if nothing changes)
    What?

    WILDC@RD\'s eyes go to Vincent, Vincent smirks, WILDC@RD rolls his eyes and SHOOT RAINMAN in the shoulder.

    RAINMAN SCREAMS like the asshole he is and breaks into a SHAKING/TREMBLING SPASM in the
    chair.

    WILDC@RD
    do you like sucking on it like a bitch?!

    RAINMAN
    (in agony)
    Yes.

    WILDC@RD
    Then why did you try to fuck \'im
    like a bitch?!

    RAINMAN
    (in spasm)
    I\'m sorry, but I didn\'t mean to, it\'s just that
    I\'m a real honest to god asshole.

    Now in a lower voice.

    WILDC@RD
    Yes ya did Brett. Ya tried ta fuck
    \'im. You ever read the Bible,
    Rainman?

    BRETT
    (in spasm)
    Yes - but only the kids version, I\'m too
    stupid to understand anything else.

    WILDC@RD
    There\'s a passage I got memorized,
    seems appropriate for this
    situation: Ezekiel 25:17. \"The path
    of the righteous man is beset on
    all sides by the inequities of the
    selfish and the tyranny of evil
    men. Blessed is he who, in the
    name of charity and good will,
    shepherds the weak through the
    valley of darkness, for he is truly
    his brother\'s keeper and the finder
    of lost children. And I will
    strike down upon thee with great
    vengeance and furious anger those
    who attempt to poison and destroy
    my brothers. And you will know my
    name is the Lord when I lay my
    vengeance upon you.\"

    The two men EMPTY their guns at the same time on the sitting Rainman.

    When they are finished, the bullet-ridden carcass just sits
    there for a moment, then TOPPLES over.

    All is quiet.

    The only SOUND is Marvin MUTTERING in the corner.
     
  8. you must be a total asshole! i feel sorry for the people that know you! fuck off!
     
  9. It was not funny before,now you are getting mean.Stop being an ass or at least explain your self please.
     
  10. This is starting to look like Yahooka all over again. I hope this stops before it gets out of hand.

    Wildc@rd I would hope that you reconsider the post that you are making! I don\'t think any one on this board cares for that kind of posting from any one!
     
  11. Let\'s get something constructive going on! Thank you

    Judge Superjoint
     
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