Little mistakes that make you go FUCK

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by TheOriginalMad, May 5, 2011.

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  1. #61 wolsdam, May 6, 2011
    being at a concert and placing 3 fat blunts of the finest bud ever in a cup holder....with a drink already in it, without realizing :mad: :(:cry:
     
  2. #62 sovietpothead, May 6, 2011
    ^ fuck
     
  3. #63 Droogie, May 6, 2011
    Sounds more like a monumental mistake to me. :(
     
  4. #64 Blaze, May 6, 2011
    When you bring this fine girl home and she takes off a push up bra.
     
  5. #65 Tomason, May 6, 2011
    when you come home, turn on tv and sit down chilling the fuck out and realizing that someone turned off the sound system and the remote is out of reach and you have to get up again ... makes me angry^^ who keeps on turning that thing off
     
  6. #66 sovietpothead, May 6, 2011
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    geting home from 24h shift , wanna watch some porn , turn on the computer "Your internet access has been suspend becasue you didn't pay your bill"
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  7. #67 wolsdam, May 8, 2011
    idk if someone said this already but


    when you go to get something and you come back with something else, like a beer, and remember that you went all the way downstairs to get your headphones, but ended up grabbing a beer, coming back up, realizing, going back to get your headphones but go towards getting another beer automatically then realize mid way that fuck i gotta get my headphones, so go back get your headphones and go drink your beer.... what

    dude :D:smoke:
     
  8. #68 Marijuana Time, May 8, 2011
    pour my cerial and theres no milk... FUCK
    Roll a blunt and realize I don't have a lighter... FUCK
    Get my bong out and ready and forget I smoked all my weed last night.... FUCK
    Drive to a fast food place, order my food, get to the window, and remember I left my wallet at home.... FUCK
    Forgot to pull out....FUCK
    Beating it and i forgot to lock my door and mom walks in...... FUCK
    Loose the god damn remote and spend 30 minutes looking for it to realize that I could have just turned it on by hand.... FUCK
    Playing xbox and my batteries to controller die and I don't have batteries left.... FUCK
    I was passing a guy in the left lane going 25mph over got to a stop light and he stops right next to me stares me down and I realize hes a cop..... LOL FUCK
     
  9. #69 Alrex, May 8, 2011
    When I get high and observe my cat licking itself, so I decide to help out and start licking it too
     
  10. #70 PackAsnap, May 8, 2011
    Bong water on the jeans!
     
  11. #71 JarOfDank, May 8, 2011
    stepped in dog shit without realizing it and it got stuck in shoe, then i crossed my legs n this chick im hittin on sees the shit stuck in my shoe, FUCK.
     
  12. #72 flapflip, May 8, 2011
    When you leave your car unlocked for 10 mins while you cash a check and someone steals your new kenwood mp3 deck =)
     
  13. #73 Alrex, May 8, 2011
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    A fuck for you but a win for the theif
     
  14. #74 buddynugz, May 8, 2011
    Waiting tell the last moment to do my homework....FUCK!
     
  15. #75 Enjoying It, May 9, 2011
    When teaching your friend to hit a bong and he coughs into the bong sending bong water and bud flying everywhere.
     
  16. #76 phillymaniac49, May 9, 2011
    when im looking for something that I saw within the week and can never find it at the time. Really pisses me off
     
  17. #77 TheOriginalMad, May 9, 2011
    When you hold off taking a shit for 1 minute to long and have to run through the house like a spastic puppy
     
  18. #78 GreenHitOnSwole, May 9, 2011
    When you run out of weed and start smoking new ports out yo pipe
     
  19. #79 Buddha_Man, May 9, 2011
    Acidentally walking into a dunkin donuts womans bathroom with a lady taking a shit. Fuck.
     
  20. #80 Yevgeniy, May 9, 2011
    Running out of cigs. Dam this blows
     
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