Little Johhny and Praying for Presents....

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Panhead, Aug 30, 2001.

  1. Little Johnny sat playing in the garden.
    When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a
    worm.
    She turned pale. "No, Johnny! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat
    worms!"
    Trying to convince him further, "Now the mother worm is looking all over
    for her nice baby-worm."

    "No, she isn't," said Johnny.

    "Why not?" said the mother.

    "Because I ate her first!"
    ---------------------------------
    Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents.
    At bedtime, the two boys kneeled down beside their beds to say their prayers.

    Suddenly, the youngest boy began praying at the top of his lungs,
    "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE. I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO. I PRAY FOR A NEW
    VCR..."

    His older brother leans over, nudges his younger brother, and says,
    "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf!"

    The little brother replied, "No, but Grandma sure is!"
     

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