little girl

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by telluride toker, Feb 12, 2004.

  1. A little girl loses her eyesight in a car accident. She asks her mother, "Mommy, will I ever be able to see again?"

    "Of course, dear," her mother replies, "we'll go down to the drug store this afternoon and get you a special cream that will make you be able to see again."

    The little girl skips all the way to the drug store with her mother. They buy the cream, and that night before bed the mother puts it on her daughter's eyes and wraps a bandage around her head.

    The little girl is so excited she can barely sleep. She wakes up early the next morning and runs into her mother's room.

    "Mommy, mommy, take the bandages off so I can see again!"

    The mother takes the bandages off and the little girl starts to cry.

    "Mommy," she sobs, "I'm still blind!"

    "Yeah, I know! April Fools!"
  2. very nasty :D
  3. haha, yeah, pretty low...

    makes me think about the time my friend pushed my other friend down the stairs to the cafeteria when he was on crutches...

    ...kinda the same morally wrong issue
  4. That is just plain wrong!!!!!!!!

    I need to meet that mother face to face!!!!!!
  5. see if that was my mom i would have punched her titty
  6. auh fuck that jeasus is probably a sinnical bastard too... he has to be to have created this exhistance.. :D god rocks
  7. lmfao thats so crule hehe jeebus
  8. Little girl says,"Mommy, mommy, come quick, baby sister fell into the pool."

    Mom replies,"Don't make me laugh, my lips are chapped."


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