List one random lie about you.

coffee is the lamest drink in the world and i am not physically dependent on it

 

this isn't sarcasm, and i don't even know what sarcasm is..

 

I'm not horny ever

 

My right penis is just a tad larger than my left one.

 

i didnt just wake up from a dream about smoking pot. nor was i worried that i would fail my employment physical cus i thought it was real.

 

i'm amish.

 

I looooooove it in the butt

 

that's awesome! you must have a penis.

 

im a dyke on a harley

 

I'm not about to skate up to the corner store and get a blunt and smoke the shit out of it.

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Dude all the amish I interacted with in Pennstate were pretty nuts to talk to and see their customs. You shuld try it mane