List one random lie about you.

The rabbi didn't fuck up my circumcision.

 

I gotta catch em all!! Pica I choose you!

 

I am a compulsive liar.

 

I once bought all the NFL teams and made them play in wedding dresses for the entire season.

 

i HAD A HORRIBLE DAY AND I HATE MY LIFE, and i hate to ride bikes and im not wasted

 

I woke up high.

 

[quote name='"twitchydude420"']The rabbi didn't fuck up my circumcision.[/quote]

Haha! Good one ;0) your not alone tho

 

People think my butt hair is sexy

 

i am good looking, and i'm really good at COD

 

I don't stretch my dick out sometimes in hope of it not being tiny

 

I'm totally swimmin' in the pussy right now.

 

i get tons of pussy even though im really ugly and boring. think about that one for a minute.

 

I will never accept free weed.

 

[quote name='"angstrom"']i get tons of pussy even though im really ugly and boring. think about that one for a minute.[/quote]

I don't have the same problem

 

My balls are smaller then Jose cansecos

 

I have absolutely no interest in sexy females

 

I like this thread

 

[quote name='"lazytoker"']I like this thread[/quote]

I hate your avatar. it's nor creative or inspirational.

 

My name is Tyrone Williams