List one random lie about you.

I am a guitar solo

 

i can ride my penis like magic carpet.

 

hows that work?

 

if you dont know, you will never know

 

I fucking hate Carl Sagan, stupid dumb bastard!

 

I have a 12" penis around!

 

around what?

 

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around what?[/quote]

Your moms genitals.


I don't feel like a ninja when Im playing darts.

 

i am the one and only the one

 

i NEVER inhaled

 

i steal my brothers weed sometimes >:}

 

I haven't fucked your mom.

 

I have so little game, I turn straight girls into dykes

 

I haven't been laid in a long time..

Oh wait....

 

I have a penis.

 

I have a chance of getting a normalish girlfriend.

 

I didn't fuck my mom

 

^^^ dude c'mon
im totally not high right now

 

I've got a tiny white slong