List one random lie about you.

I never lie.

 

My mom's not turning tricks to pay rent.

 

i never licked dog shit

 

I've never watched porn or masturbated

 

i;ve never done any drugs other than marijuana

 

i wonder if each lie is trying to out-lie the previous 2 lies

 

I'm not high right now.

 

my penis is huge.

 

Ive never had one bad day in my life, its been smooth sailing for as long as i can remember

oh yea i smoked this dank dank bomb kush and saw the universe.

 

I am not lying right now aradox:

 

Some bitch told all my buddies i did crack. (Seriously i never have, she confused it with something similar = ) )

 

Iv never stole my moms 1000$ dimond bracelet for shits and giggles, never been in jail, never thought about killing a person

 

Some car got broken into in my neighborhood and they told the cops it was me. I was 7 and didnt do it :O

 

Me and my friend Tommy used to go on adventures when we were babies.

 

I am bringing................................................... NOTHING to the table.

 

I'm not a drug addict.

 

I don't lie.

 

my asshole is freshly waxed

 

im a slurpee