List one random lie about you.

Discussion in 'General' started by Flemian, Mar 30, 2012.

  1. It's like the "random fact about you" thread but with much more comical possibility.



    I use my 34inch long hair to wash my body and wipe my ass.
     
  2. i am the lead singer of Primus, and i think there are TOO MANY PUPPIES
     
  3. I dont have a drug problem.
    Im not obsessed with this fucking internet shit.
     
  4. I've never robbed a liquor store, and I don't like beets.
     
  5. i do not kill babies
     

  6. haha I bet you don't eat them either :p
     
  7. I like how I get more likes than rep
     
  8. i dont have a boner, with a craving for weed while im not sitting in class right now
     
  9. I've never met anyone from GC.

    :cool:
     
  10. Math is so fucking ghey. My life would be better without all these 1's and 0's
     
  11. EDIT(that might offend) I hate fishing. And ii have a shaved head.
     
  12. [quote name='"Simplyblunted"']Math is so fucking ghey. My life would be better without all these 1's and 0's[/quote]

    Wait..
     
  13. I have a small weiner
     
  14. i graduated valedictorian and i'm taking a few years off before attending yale in the fall.
     
  15. Im not touching my dick right now, it's not a habit while browsing the internet.

    :smoke:
     
  16. I am not Batman.
     
  17. I have the Perfect 10 body and men toss HUGE rolled Blunts at my feet daily trying to entice me just to smoke w em ;0)
     
  18. I wrote the Harry Potter series.
     
  19. I'm not the creator electronic music and pornhub.
     
  20. I fucked your MOM
     
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