List of unusual deaths - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia I stumbled on this the other and I found some of it morbidly amusing. Here are a few of my favorites: Enjoy!
its like that show on Spike...1000 ways to die! i caught a mini-marathon of that and the funniest one was some pornoholic was polishing his wood while inflating this tire at work. the tire overinflated and blew up and a piece of the tire got lodged into his head. gotta be embarassing in the obits - 'Here lies John Doe, died with dick in hand and blue balls.'
When it's my time... hopefully when I'm about 70 (for added effectiveness), I want to die by getting capped by a DEA agent for having a roach. That is, assuming weed isn't legal by then. Why, you might ask? They just shot a 70 year old man with a J... in his pijamas in his house. Come on.
I generally don't spank it while airing up my tires, but I am always scared as hell while I'm doing it that one is going to blow up on me.
Darwin Awards: Darwin Awards The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it...
read this a while back, my personal fav 1947: The Collyer brothers, extreme cases of compulsive hoarders, were found dead in their home in New York. The younger brother, Langley, died by falling victim to a booby trap he had set up, causing a mountain of objects, books, and newspapers to fall on him crushing him to death. His blind brother, Homer, who had depended on Langley for care, died of starvation some days later. Their bodies were recovered after massive efforts in removing many tons of debris from their home.[62]
2009: Sergey Tuganov, a 28-year old Russian died after betting two women that he could have non-stop sex with them both for twelve hours. He dropped dead minutes after winning the $4,300 bet. Medics said he died of heart attack, most likely because of the quantity of stimulating pills (Viagra) he had ingested.