There once was a man form nantucket Who had a dick so long he could suck it As he were putting it in he said with a grin If my ear were a pussy i would fuck it It takes littel strain and no art To let out an echoing fart The reaction is harty When you fart at a party But the sensitive persons depart ------------------ [This message has been edited by aeroblurg (edited January 17, 2001).]
This is the first time I've heard the entire nantucket saying. I've wondered what the saying is for years. Is that it in it's original wording? Now I am complete... Thanks, aero! ------------------ Peace
I have a feeling there are several versions of the nantucket one. can't quote them though. ------------------ Video games don't affect kids. I mean, if Pacman affected us, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music. (some magazine or something)
There was a young stud from Sakatchewan Whose johnson was, geez, gargantuan. It was good for large whores or small dinosaurs, And sufficiently rough to scratch a match upon. Quipped the hip L.A. hostess at tea, "Say, dude, do you fart when you pee?" Replied with fair wit, "Do you burp when you shit?" On the coast that was one up for me. ------------------