Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by aeroblurg, Jan 17, 2001.

  1. There once was a man form nantucket
    Who had a dick so long he could suck it
    As he were putting it in he said with a grin
    If my ear were a pussy i would fuck it

    It takes littel strain and no art
    To let out an echoing fart
    The reaction is harty
    When you fart at a party
    But the sensitive persons depart


    [This message has been edited by aeroblurg (edited January 17, 2001).]
  2. This is the first time I've heard the entire nantucket saying. I've wondered what the saying is for years. Is that it in it's original wording?
    Now I am complete... Thanks, aero!

    Peace [​IMG]
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  3. thats the way ive always herd it

  4. I have a feeling there are several versions of the nantucket one. can't quote them though.

    Video games don't affect kids. I mean, if Pacman affected us, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.

    (some magazine or something)
  5. There was a young stud from Sakatchewan
    Whose johnson was, geez, gargantuan.
    It was good for large whores
    or small dinosaurs,
    And sufficiently rough to scratch a match upon.

    Quipped the hip L.A. hostess at tea,
    "Say, dude, do you fart when you pee?"
    Replied with fair wit,
    "Do you burp when you shit?"
    On the coast that was one up for me.

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