Limerick Thread

Discussion in 'General' started by wyzard, Mar 7, 2013.

  1. My eyes they perspire
    From the thought of lost desire
    Whether friendly
    Or carnally
    The pain is such, that those who bear it I admire


    Hey guys if you like this thread check out the one I just made. Similar idea but broader range
     
  2. Inside the mind of a baby
    Where religion has not yet made crazy
    Making them have to receive
    Something that has them believe
    In a way they no longer say 'maybe'.
     
  3. There once was a man from the army
    Who decided he had to disarm me
    He pulled out his gun
    Stuck his thumb up my bum
    In a way designed not to alarm me :eek:
     
  4. ^I wish I could like those more than once

    When I saw this thread was bumped
    I admit that my heart it jumped
    not one but two
    poems were new
    but on this last line I am stumped
     
  5. To this forum I am new
    Just want to see pictures of boobs
    Show me your mom
    While I hit the bong
    And fapping will surely ensue.


    I think that's right?
     
  6. Some say things are hard to discover
    All people are really our brother
    Look up open eyes
    See life realise
    You are really much like every other
     
  7. I arise on this Saturday morning
    familiar groin gone a'horning
    so I'll pack me a snap
    take me a crap
    and skeet up my sheet's with no warning
     

  8. The rivers ever dirtier flowing
    Humanity's hatred is growing
    Where will the beauty be?
    What will our children see?
    "Daddy, you should have been knowing"
     
  9. You just did. :)
     
  10. You are here as you are to be growing
    You appear to be still but are flowing
    Until life is a joy
    There is really no ploy
    Just continue until you are showing.
     
  11. @HIGHliketheSKY

    I once new a woman from Cali.
    Who hails from the Bay not the Valley.
    When weeds in supply,
    She's High like the Sky.
    Her name is Angela not Sally.
     
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