I have just paid in full my rent through July, a sum of money spent I feel free Got no worries And it's better than sleeping in a tent.
At the chime of a city clock Put up your roadblock Pray for warmth and green paper All these people wish to leer At the one without a sock
There was a man who smoked weed he claimed it was all that he needs he hit from the bong and shit on the john now he needs something to eat
Tonight while drinking at a bar I'll take these limericks way to far Quiet, that's enough Stfu with that stuff and then I'll wind up in a police car
I really like this thread This verse swirling through my head Tells me more No longer bored So good I may make my fingers raw and red
I plan to speak all night in limericks and listen to some jimi hendrix smoke some bud eat a spud and drink until we've got limp dicks
Limerick goes AA BB C Right? Got 6:44 for a song done all in limericks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1W8es-VHQs The beastie boys are ill listen to em and chill Light that bong hard and strong BEEP BEEP BOOP EDIT: AHHHHHHH its AABBA
syllables aren't that important, and people pronounce things differently technically the A lines get 3 accented beats and the B lines get 2 someone explained this in limerick form which was super clever but ill spell it out simply
This is my 500th post For the city I love the most You understand just who I am It's you that I tip my hand To show you all but not to boast This day I feel puzzle pieces Flying around and through the seasons Of my time With reason and rhyme A life I can't keep throughout the species Feeling so alone Yet sharing all our thrones Understanding this feeling To leave you with reason Reason being free for all, if only they would try to know I can't believe it's been 500 and more This city as the boat to my shore Blades and bladettes All my cadets If not superiors Peace and good vibes It took and was worth my time If only to wonder the reason For a season In all of ours time
Congrats on your 500th post To this I would like to raise a toast This bowl to you Mr. Mungoooooooo A true master of riposte
15 hoes in the crib Another 4 hoes in the benz U broke ass nggas pay rent 8 gold chains I'm the shit 25 hoes on my dick
Take a shower before you fuck No one likes to play in your muck Stench so strong All so wrong If you want oral, I will chuck
This limerick is a masterpiece after reading my laughter would not cease You have Irish blood? You smoke a lot of bud? Alright I got to go, peace.
This thread cannot die For it would take me with it, by and by Limericks spell my own thoughts Nonsense poems or not Rhymes with feeling, being more than it ought
I apologize for this post of double Fear I musn't about trivial trouble I need a duel A rhyme so cruel Is anyone here to respond against my slivering cudgel
Since that day we said goodbye Tears of pain run from my eyes It hurts so much My heart I clutch So long my friend, forever mine