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Lifesavers

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Mar 30, 2001.

  1. A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits. One day the teacher brought in a great variety of Lifesavers candies, more flavors than you could ever imagine."Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these," said the teacher. Without difficulty, they managed to identify the taste of
    cherries, lemons, and mint, but when the teacher had them put honey Lifesavers in their mouths, all of the children were stumped.I'll give you hint," said the teacher. "It's something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time. "Instantly, one child spat the Lifesaver out of his mouth and yelled, "Spit' em out, you guys !!!! They're assholes!"
     
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  2. Cute one SuperJoint! :D
     

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