Life's funny moments: Your dealer and you.

That sounds horribly awkward. Just like this one!

(my dealer delivers)

So my dealer calls me telling me hes outside, I get out there and get in the car. He hands me the quarter and the conversation goes something like this:

Me:Sorry about the change (hands him the change)
Him:Np dude.
Him:dude...your 2 bucks short..
Me: fuck sorry can I just run in and get it?
him:Yeah sure..
(when I get back) Me:Hey sorry about that.
Him:Never bring change again.

Then he just drove off! Lol, what a good time! I joke about it with him all the time though "Hey dude I dont have change this time!"

 

Haha that is funny. I have no funny stuff at the moment, but one time i went to grab off my dealer and i had to longboard half way across town to meet him when i was suppose to back shortly for dinner. I finally got there, text him.. text him again.. again.. no answer. Damn! Got hardcore stood up by a drug dealer. I was so pissed.

 

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Him-Sorry All I brought today was a bunch of dimes, and I'm not making anything custom for you.
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What a dick its like him saying = i dont have enough time to quickly scale up a 5 bud

Anyways pretty funny shit

 

It always amazes me how dealers think they own the world. I don't care who you are or how good your stuff is, don't treat me like crap and be picky about how I pay you.

Otherwise I'll turn your ass into the pigs.

ugh, I hate dealers....

 

as someone who has been on the otherside of this. i hate getting ones but i would never complain dealers who do that are stupid. but that doesnt make snitching on them anything close to justifiable.
as to the other frequent complaint about dealers is that we take forever. well we have lives and shit to do just like you. i may have be somewhere i cant just get up and service you when you want it.

 

Haha brings back memories of the awkwardest time...

My dealer tells me he's on the way so i walk and meet him in the street. We start talking and i pay and he hands me the quarter i just bought. As he drives away I look back to notice we cause a mini traffic jam on my street....talk about weird looks when they drove by hahaha

 

Seriously,turn them into the pigs?

Why would you buy a quarter and pay with change? Paying with change just shows a big disrepect. If you're going to pay in change you should make sure that's cool first. It better have been all quarters too.

You either wanted to offload change or you were broke. If you were broke than it's cool and like I said you should've just told him that in advance and seen if it was cool. If you were offloading change that's wack.

Mostly change is just throw away, what are they going to get with change? How much change did you give?

You don't get a value meal and pay in change do you? So why would you pay your dealer in change? Not to mention if you pay in change anywhere you get a funny eye, so why would dealers be different? Feel like they're on top of the world?

Get your shit together. Can't be handing over change to someone. Sometimes they need to go buy more bud and what are they going to hand over change to their guy. It's just more money making it harder to count and handle. He counted right away and caught your stingy ass for being short $2 and paying in change. What do you think you deserve a discount? You still joke with the guy, your lucky he still services you, because you'd of been cut off.

 

Change is money, you do know that right? Money is money either way, it doesnt matter and yes, I was broke be cause I dont have a job. So I gave him change. Giving my dealer change IS cool, he only got pissed because I forgot 2$. It doesnt matter the situation im in, If all I have is change, im going to pay in change damn it! Im not going to the bank to get bills because someone might think its embarrassing. It wasnt all change, like 10$ of it was change. And no, its not disrespctful, maybe to you it is. But most people see change as money, ya know? NORMAL PEOPLE?!?!

 

Wow. $10 in change and you still don't get it. Get your ass to the bank and change that to bills. No respect and you don't even realize you're wrong. Yea change is money just like schwag is weed.

 

Thats a horrible comparison. Why should I have to go all the way to the bank to change it into bills when my dealer is cool with change. I have never met anyone who isn't cool with change. People who aren't are ridiculous.

 

Someone's on their period.

Why don't you quit worrying about it. Change IS money.

Also, your metaphor is shit.

A better way to put it would be getting dank in one bud, or getting the same amount broken into pieces. Either way, it's still dank, dumbass.

 

ya change is money but u really think a dealer wants to have coins danglin in his pocket ? imagine if 5 customers in a hour all gave him change.... need bills to go in wallet take your lazy ass to the bank or store and get a bill show some dam respect to the man

 

Again, I don't see how it is disrespectful. Whenever I pay in change its almost always 1-10$.

 

Nothin but awkward moments over here

 

I would not be servin you. Change does me no good. Who wants pockets full of change. You could put $10 of change in a sock and knock someone out dude.

 

bahahahahaha!!

 

no you couldn't, not with what I payed with. The 10$ was all toonies.

 

WOW you are a douchebag turn them over to the pigs?i hope your dealer rips you off bigtime