Okay so I masturbate a lot like most guys. Also like most guys, I use lotion. So recently, I noticed that my hands are turning kinda yellow. I only notice it when there is sunlight. At first I thought it might have something to do with the fact that I smoke but I was wrong. I just noticed earlier that the lotion I've been using is also liquid tan stuff or whatever it's called. It makes you get a tan without actually going outside. So I was like "what the hell?" So I decide to go outside in the sun and see if my dick was yellow too and sure enough, it is the same color. It's like a really awkward color too. Like really noticeable. So the lesson of this story is: check what kind of lotion you use. I just felt like telling everyone. Also, will this go away? Because I'm not liking the new look very well.
You're like a vampire now, don't fuck in the light! You gott he edward cullen dick now. I don't think I've ever used lotion to masturbate.
A yellow dick. Wow, that's a new one. The up side is you could be a lead in a live action porno version of The Simpsons.
Paint some black stripes on it so it looks like a tiger or a bee. If that doesn't bring the girls running, I don't know what will. And look at the bright side - at least you didn't use super glue by mistake.
im pretty sure he ment to use water to rinse the tan off your dick. I put vics vapor rub on my dick before out of boredom. Never doing that again. Oh and if you do try this DONT rinse the stuff off with water it actually made it SOOOOO much colder haha