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Life after virginity

Discussion in 'Cannabis Humor & Funny Stories' started by Superjoint, Feb 24, 2001.

  1. #1 Superjoint, Feb 24, 2001
    A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
    The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

    The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size. She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

    The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "British Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for BA. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
     
  2. #2 aeroblurg, Feb 25, 2001
    that 3rd girls husband is very lucky.
     
  3. #3 Digit, Dec 19, 2004

    so is she!
     
  4. #4 Gri77oN, Dec 19, 2004
    Lol
     
  5. #5 Stonedgobln420, Dec 21, 2004
    Haha.Good one .Though im not sure about the both ways thing but whatever wrinkles your raisin.
     
  6. #6 Fatkid420, Dec 21, 2004
    Damn that line made me laugh a lot for some reason. lol
     
  7. #7 Budo, Dec 22, 2004
    Hahahahaha, I'm deffinatley going to remember that.
     
  8. #8 IceCreamKidd, Dec 29, 2004
    lol, funny :)
     
  9. #9 420manmanman, Jan 4, 2005
    this is great - funniest thing i've heard in a while!
     
  10. #10 plumface_2002, Jan 7, 2005
    haha, idk why, but i can not stop fucking cracking up about that !

    whatever wrinkles your raisen, haha fucking nice.
     
  11. #11 stoned_soldier, Jan 11, 2005
    i heard that one in spanish but with different brands.. i'll go get it now..
     
  12. #12 SECRETANGEL, Jan 28, 2005
    Lol!
     
  13. #13 shagra, Jan 28, 2005
    hahahhaa! sweeeet!@
     
  14. #14 doobiedarlin, Feb 19, 2005
    laughin my effin butt off. I cant wait to tell a friend
     

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